Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[Orange Crush]

A HAIKU - ABOUT GOING ON HOLIDAY
A few days away
My guts are in a right state
Too much foreign food

Stay in Eng-er-land
Eat some pie, peas and mash
With a mug of weak tea

 

[The Queen of Batons]

Haiku: True Story.....to continue the theme.

Parakeet in shock
Window cleaning day does this
Morrissey soothes her

 

[Lionsy]

Phil Collins is just one of those singers I literally cannot listen to at all.

He was really good in that uh.. that film where he played a hard man - Might have been EastEnders actually.

While typing, I have just realised I am getting Sting and Phil Collins mixed up and that IMDB does exist and there was no reason for my comment

Many thanks

 

[Redacted]

He was really good in that uh.. that film where he played a hard man - Might have been EastEnders actually.

While typing, I have just realised I am getting Sting and Phil Collins mixed up and that IMDB does exist and there was no reason for my comment

Many thanks

Happens to the best of us.
I would have Sting's babies, btw, not that you wanted to know that.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Oh my God, the thought of having to have tantric sex with Sting and wanting to get pregnant with his babies was not what I was hoping would be the image planted in my head on this website right now

Admittance to this thread/post should have come with a warning today!

 

[Born to Harangue]

He was really good in that uh.. that film where he played a hard man - Might have been EastEnders actually.

 

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[gashonthenail]

Well… you can just imagine the crazy shit he was being hit with from the Twitter crew.
How was Mozi? Did he seem ok? Where is he now? What is his phone number? Did he mention anything about Bonfire of Teenagers? Why did he cancel Nottingham? Is he really racist? Did he have a blue rose? When did he last speak to Johnny? Who controls Central? Has he bookmarked folkdevil.com? Who cuts his hair?

Poor sod. Having Special Agent Malarkey on his case is enough to make him emigrate, never mind make his account private.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Poor sod. Having Special Agent Malarkey on his case is enough to make him emigrate, never mind make his account private.

Can only imagine how in-depth of a deep dive she’s currently doing on him. Giving the police an hourly update to check whether anything she has uncovered is worthy of prosecution.

 

[Orange Crush]

I think it’s Chinese. I’m a bit rusty, but I think it says, “The Chinese. A great bunch of lads. Definitely not a subspecies. MOZI xx"

You're a real cunning linguist...

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

You're a real cunning linguist...

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I wonder how much time 1985 spends looking up and saving memes

 

[Optimistic Fool]

I think I've lost some of my artiness and become too much emotion. Maybe I should create more and feel a little less

 

[Luxo]

SUBTEXT

"We overstocked, please give us your money"

Do you do your job for free, Peter?

 

[Johnnie Ray]

This has been a fun one.
Dana makin' moves with the music.
Moz excited and givin' assistance.
The Turkey Steppers connectin' with the rhythm.
It's been a plus for all involved.