Penis stretching

[Not Right in the Head]

Any of you stretch your penis? If so, what length are you up to?

I'm trying to go from a [not telling you] to 7-16"...but the skin isn't budging...I don't want a blow out or for my shaft to rupture. Any suggestions?

Hey, at least it's not my ears.

 

[Dr. Rumack]

I'm a Doctor.

 

[Hellie]

I'm a Doctor.

What sort of Doctor?

Brain surgeon? I hope you don't deal with ladies' nether regions.

 

[oye terence]

I'm a Doctor.

Surely, you are not a Doctor.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

It was just a question...

 

[Hellie]

Any of you stretch your penis? If so, what length are you up to?

I'm trying to go from a [not telling you] to 7-16"...but the skin isn't budging...I don't want a blow out or for my shaft to rupture. Any suggestions?

Hey, at least it's not my ears.

Do we get pics so we can see if you're telling the truth?

 

[CharethCutestory]

Any of you stretch your penis? If so, what length are you up to?

I'm trying to go from a [not telling you] to 7-16"...but the skin isn't budging...I don't want a blow out or for my shaft to rupture. Any suggestions?

Hey, at least it's not my ears.

Hang a rock off the bastard.

 

[Dr. Rumack]

What sort of Doctor?

Brain surgeon? I hope you don't deal with ladies' nether regions.

Sometimes I poke around in lady parts.

Surely, you are not a Doctor.

I am. I work in a hospital.

 

[Hellie]

Sometimes I poke around in lady parts.


I am. I work in a hospital.

I am impressed.

 

[nowherefast944]

so about the stretching...

 

[Kewpie]

you aren't the first to ask this question

 

[Hellie]

It must be real bad being a bloke and having a really small penis.Especially if you have to resort to stretching it and then telling everyone.

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

you aren't the first to ask this question

WinkWink Ownage!!!

 

[Corrissey]

I can't recall where I saw the video...maybe on HBO's Real Sex (Puppetry of the Penis)?...but it was a man in some 3rd world country rolling up his penis around a cylinder and then stretching it downward, rolling it up, stretching it down again...repeat The few times he left his flattened piece of meat dangle, I wondered if it was even functional anymore.

NRiTH, get yourself one of these.

 

[emma1979]

great thread

 

[shawnxvx]

f*** that noise.

SPC for lyfe.

 

[oye terence]

f*** that noise.

SPC for lyfe.

Shawn, do not be pulled into this conversation.

 

[shawnxvx]

Shawn, do not be pulled into this conversation.

i see what you did there...

 

[oye terence]

i see what you did there...

I am not yanking you around, honest.

 

[nugz]

I am not yanking you around, honest.

you need to get a grip, terence.