What would you like to stuff into Morrissey's stocking

What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

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Chickpea

pithy yet degenerate
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

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1. "It's Not You, It's Porn" t-shirt
2. Slim-fit Levi's
BONUS:
3. Snuggie
4. Airborne
 
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Anonymous

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Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

Straight legged jeans.
 

Frank Shank

New Member
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

I chose Alain for Moz and keeping the porn shirt for myself.
 

fredkocherpepsi

Active Member
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

I chose a rare book/record. Kinda wish I chose the jeans though....didnt realize until too late that this was a multiple choice poll. sigh
 

hand in glove

Life is never kind...
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I would love to give this to him. 100% Vegan. The main ingredient is tea! :) They also have oncology skincare as well, if that is needed...

Vitamins, earthy oil blends, healthy snacks, and yes - an immediate record deal.

I'm apparently the only one who likes the way he wears his jeans...and that is Ooookay! ;)
 
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Anonymous

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Major domo wears the same jeans. Does El Jefe make him wear a uniform too?
 

Fiona

Love Morrissey ♥
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

Fitted jeans, because he has a lovely body and fitted jeans will show it off :thumb:
 
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Anonymous

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Fitted jeans. Show off that bubble butt, Moz.


Oh, maybe this is why he wears such baggy jeans/trousers. Maybe he doesn't want anyone checking out his butt as he's walking away.
 
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Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

Nothing.

He's had more than a few shillings of mine already, I fear.
 
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Anonymous

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My day has officially been made. Thank you.

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I'd love to make him some custom painted New York Dolls sneakers and put them in his stocking. I wonder what size shoe he wears.....

I'm pretty sure someone here knows his shoe size. I forget.
 
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

Fitted jeans. Show off that bubble butt, Moz.


Oh, maybe this is why he wears such baggy jeans/trousers. Maybe he doesn't want anyone checking out his butt as he's walking away.

This in a nutshell is why I wouldn't be able to approach Morrissey should I stumble across him. Not only would I come across as a fool, but if he walked straight past me like this, I'd never emotionally recover.
 
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Anonymous

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Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

This in a nutshell is why I wouldn't be able to approach Morrissey should I stumble across him. Not only would I come across as a fool, but if he walked straight past me like this, I'd never emotionally recover.

In all fairness, the guy was filming him and being a little rude.


He's stopped and talked to people plenty of times when they approached him like he is a human being and not shoving a camera in his face.
 
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Anonymous

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This in a nutshell is why I wouldn't be able to approach Morrissey should I stumble across him. Not only would I come across as a fool, but if he walked straight past me like this, I'd never emotionally recover.

The guy who filmed this is a paparazzo who stalks every celeb he can find, not just Morrissey. That's why Moz walked straight past him. Still, I liked seeing the video.
 

Fiona

Love Morrissey ♥
Re: What would you like to stuff into MORRISSEY's stocking ?

Have I totally "read" that footage incorrectly? I thought the touching of his chest meant he took the fans words in a heartfelt way - or was Morrissey a little peeved?
 
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