Fast Food Thursdays

Update made on June 24 at bottom of post...

I work in Flagstaff on Thursdays. It is about an hour's drive from home. Fortunately I get paid to drive and a nice gas reimbursement. I also get a meal reimbursement—up to $14.00 for lunch. Since I never eat lunch, I use it to purchase an early dinner instead—before I head home. I could do the sit-down thing, but frankly, I just want to get back to the Verde Valley ASAP. So I have been indulging in—or rather, slumming it—on fast food.

I pretty much eat healthy foods all week. I don't drink alcohol—except when I get with my son every few months. I never eat cake or pie or drink soda. And until just recently, I never ate fast food—ever. Seriously, before the last two months, I had never eaten at Wendy's or Sonic. Still haven't eaten at Taco Hell, Carl's JR, Jack in the Box, or Five Guys... and many more places. And the most I ever tried had been a Whopper at B.K. and a triple cheeseburger (orgasmic) at McDonald's. I was a fast food teetotaler of sorts by modern western standards. That all has changed.

I don't plan on adopting a fast food diet on a regular basis, mind you. But I do plan to experiment with the wide variety of offerings out there—particularly on Thursdays.

I plan to rate what I try on taste and value.

Let's start here:

When McDonald's was running a special on triple cheeseburgers, I splurged—thrice. For $.99, I got a triple greasefest of meaty, cheesy, picklely, ketchupness—I added three ketchup packets to each of the burgers.
Boy were they yummy. Taste: 10/10. Value: 10/10.

McDonald's French Fries, med, regular menu price. Value: 3/10. Taste when piping hot: 8/10. When room temperature? Inedible.

McDonald's Big Mac, regular menu price. Not very good. Bland. Not a fan of the special sauce. Needed to add four ketchup packets to make it palatable. Value: 1/10. Taste: 1/10.

Pizza Hut Pan Pizza, 5 toppings: anchovies, sausage, mushrooms, black olives and green pepper. With coupon, pizza was $8.99. Taste: 10+/10 when fresh from the oven. Value: 9/10 with coupon.

Wendy's small Frosty,
chocolate, vanilla, regular menu price $.99. Taste: 8/10. Value: 10/10. This is one of my fave fast food finds so far. Love the ease and portability of it for my drive home. Refreshing and filling. A little on the sweet side. Chocolate variety could be more choclately. But a great deal for the price.

To be continued...

Update June 24...

I believe my fast food Thursdays has run its course. Yesterday I had a cheeseburger from Wendy's. It was cold, the bun was dry, and it was tasteless. After dining on top notch food a few weeks ago in Phoenix, I have come to the conclusion that fast food is called junk food for a reason. This experiment is officially on hiatus.

Comments

I object, have you no shame. Don't you know that this website is vegan. The nerve of you to live your life this way, you know, the way you choose. Let this be a lesson to you and remember, you can only do what morrissey tells you to. Oh, and also the politicians, the news programs, etc, etc.

Now if you will excuse me, my wife has just called me for dinner. I shall not tell you what it is for fear I shall receive a message just like this.
 
Nice one.. Recently I have switched to a diet plan see this which is little bit though but interesting. Only on Sunday I am eating fast food. This blog will help me choosing the best fast food.
 
glad that you stopped! i feared for your arteries. we might have had to stage a moz solo intervention and get you to a fast food 12 step program where you would only drink kale smoothies!
 
yah, those look deceptively healthy. pretty soon you'll start liquifying those veggie straws in a blender so that you can put the juice into a syringe and then mainline that caloric badness. it's all downhill from here. it was nice knowing you.
 
You are not too far off. I may be liquefying them at the end of this month as I am having major dental surgery and will be on a soft foods diet for ten days.
 
oh no :((((

i hope it goes well as that sort of thing can. i'm in need of some deep cleaning, which can easily cost a lot as well. my mom has a mouth full of porcelain and my dad has had MANY dental surgeries. i'm surprised my mouth isn't a total horrorshow.

maybe i'll just start a fight at a biker bar and get my whole set re-done? thoughts?
 
Very expensive. I will have a small Porsche in my mouth. I will be sure to share the results with pics as soon as the swelling subsides.
 
in my experience, all porsches are quite small. when i was 16, i had to do yoga to get into a friend's vintage 944. then i had to be unfolded by specialists to be removed.

yes, i wanna see your new teef. i'm sure they'll be SWELL. ha ha ha
 
Good to see you still around scumbag. Hope all has been well.
 

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