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bysshe

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  • Kilt Uncle
    Hmm, i think we have enough problems trying to construct a short stories with words we use regularly...lol!

    I may be publicly admitting that you are far more extreme than me in your humour. And i don't feel bad about it. My mind is disturbed enough without the humorous aspect being out of control too..:)

    They kind of do.... 5 from a shirt i used to have, and 9 is my favourite number, 11 for the month Novemeber and 22, for the 22nd being my birthday. And 31 was a bus i used to get home and 44 is the house number my grandparents used to live at. It's all very scientific..lol!

    I've heard you mentioned that soup before. I must try it. Is it really that good?

    They will miss my rendition, i'll have to compromise and play it on the spoons..:)

    I should be around tomorrow, but enjoy yourself tonight have a great time and tell me all about it tomorrow..:)

    Enjoy.

    Lots of love, Alasdair.
    Kilt Uncle
    I like clandestine but very rarely use it. The situation never seems to arrive..:)

    Usually when i write a sketch like that people lightly reprimand you and make a comment about how sick your thoughts are, but not you...lol!

    I used to put 5 - 9 - 11 - 22 - 31 - 44...:) I was sure it would be a winner but it only failed on about 100 occasions, so there's still time...:)

    Not really sniffy, just slightly blocked. It means that i'll have to miss Opera Karaoke for another week..:)

    Love, Alasdair.
    cornelius blaze
    no, he went and had a few lines and enjoyed a couple of london's finest young men for a few pounds & shillings!
    no because i am a fan of the mad hatter!
    actually i have that picture of the joker you posted here in the nurses uniform on a shelf to threaten anyone who might make a mess it states "if you make a mess i will kill you" it has worked so far too:)
    hopefully it be today
    Kilt Uncle
    It appears to be my favourite word these days, i can't really fight it..:) But i will endure it..:) I will get around to it someday, discipline is something that i lack quite badly and i'll need to work on it..:)

    I actually forgot your sickening skills about taking a sick idea and managing to make it very possible to imagine. And your humour was and is very endearing and enduring but we must protect the innocent, in our case, me..lol!

    I will go anywhere with you when you win the lottery. Then i can avoid the 'cage' thing..:)

    I have a bit of a cold, but i really had to think about it in order to complain, so it must be alright. I have been really busy this week, my mind find it difficult to catch up..:)

    Love, Alasdair.
    cornelius blaze
    yeah, what is that homosexual nonsense then?
    kind of like daniel day lewis's hat in that gangs film and long cakes so they stand on end.
    so, i think i will go to the sport shop this weekend and buy one to take into work...anyone for cricket!
    did you get your parcel yet?
    cornelius blaze
    terribly un- PC you know, & i am so up on things like that...never find me (for example) being sexist or xenophobic, but then again....only to American women:p
    I put them under my top hat!
    No....she is a bit timid. I don't she was impressed when i said school children should be beaten with a cricket bat either. :o
    Kilt Uncle
    Man, i so want to use the endure word again..:) It's never easy at the time, it's only when there's enough distance when you realise what you've endured and overcome.

    I think i'll try much harder to write things, what with working again i realise how much i despise that kind of routine. I would rather sit in a cage and be a performance artist and have people hand in tins of food to stop me from starving and if not i could just waste away in the middle of the street. could be a problem getting the planning permission from the local authority..:)

    I shouldn't have written the skunk thing, i knew you'd just take it to a whole, new, sicker level...:) No, i will take the higher ground and withdraw from the dead skunk routine..lol! I HAVE to..:)

    I think the cloud is coming back, so that could make it rather tricky appreciating the moon if you can't see it. I'd love to go somewhere really dark with no street-lights to see it, because it's amazing when that happens.

    I have been okay, got a decent sleep can't ask for more than that. Are you feeling better today? I suppose it's that time of year when bugs come around.

    Lots of love, Alasdair.
    cornelius blaze
    what is it with you yanks and that word? But it made me laugh:D
    that is why i shoplift mine.
    today is alright, i made the emo girl 'jump' earlier on and she told me to f- off :D she was watching something on ghosts on youtube....so i crept up behind her and went BOO in her ear:D
    cornelius blaze
    well hopefully you will get a good nights rest.
    no it won't traditional.....it be well 'ard farking hav it farkin' Sherlock:p
    emmmmm cake!
    yes i know :D
    alright nothing exciting!
    O
    i am drunkish,celebrating the miracle sox win.
    well as you would have to plan ahead such a trip,i suggest adding where i am staying over night in a few weeks.
    the lizzie borden house

    its a small bread and breakfast now, takes months and months to book a room,i am staying in the room the mother was killed in, and the place is set up exactly how it was, that means no t.v. no little light,i will be in the dark,trying to sleep in that room.:eek:

    i will be terrified.:o
    O
    i know you are a fan of edward gorey, i went to his museum/house this summer, it is about 15 minutes away from me.so cool.

    and nice halloween colors you have on your profile here.hope all is well.:)
    Kilt Uncle
    It will be easier over time. I think it's quite cathartic to feel these things quite deeply, because it means that you are dealing with it, though it's very tough to endure it at the time. I use endure a lot these days, it's my 'Word of the week"...:)

    I think writing a short one would be more realistic, or i possess a mind so lazy that it can only think in lethargic terms..:) It would be at least fun to try..:)

    I think you just need disciplining..:) Antibiotics are good..:) They really worked for me. Darkness and dead skunks can have consequences for a man, drunk and in need of a little loving. and i think that's one of the most disturbing thoughts i've ever had..:) Just thought i'd share it with you...:)

    My day was average, but not intolerable or anything. We have a full moon which always satisfies a simple soul like myself..:)

    How are you?

    Love, Alasdair..xx
    cornelius blaze
    oh dear. hopefully you will get more sleep when you get home.
    I doubt if i will see this film. I don't really like guy Richie films, to be honest.
    my photos are on facebook now. only a couple BTW
    cornelius blaze
    Not really...i might be able to get off the phone!
    why aren't you then?
    i saw them, i was trying to think of something witty about the picture of RDJ and richie
    cornelius blaze
    OH Good grief....me in half a tux and no bow tie. not a great sight!
    or you could send me your signed copy.....only kidding :p
    Yes, i can understand, get over this hurdle and then you can get yourself on track. You can't do everything at once.
    cornelius blaze
    yes, i guess this will be a once in a life time thing! I felt a bit odd taking pictures but i got a couple. one person at work took my photo in my get up. i have to uploaded sooner or later.
    oh and we saw James Purfoy as well, i forgot.
    hopefully i might get one them oneday.
    how are you btw? :)
    cornelius blaze
    the milshake did nothing for me!!!!
    anyway....as i am a crap drinker :p i am (was a little hungover).
    who i saw last night:)

    from the film, on stage for presentation:
    Kevin bacon
    Frank Langella
    Oliver platt
    Ron howard
    Toby jones
    Matthew Macfadyen
    Michael Sheen

    @ the hilton:
    keeley hawes
    Maryam d'Abo (i saw my 1st bond girl:))
    Jim Broadbent
    Paul Davies
    stephen poliakoff (british writer) (i thought it was Peter Jackson, they look the same:p)

    also Kevin Bacon was behind me walking in the place, he stopped to get his picture with some autograph hunters.
    Ron howard kept walking past us, but i didn't notice him:p
    the hall of this hotel reminded of the party scenes in Batman begins or the dark knight....i did my bad impression of bruce wayne in the party scene in Batman begins!!!! "you've drunk my booze...." "now, just go"! free drinks and finger food.

    great film BTW old frank and michael are great in their roles.


    i still haven't got that books:o
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