I hope you copyrighted the story in case the guy pinches it..
I would start with the line "I'll never forget the day i discovered a cat driving an Ice cream van"..
They would say, "And how long have you been on drugs?"..
"Why do you want to work in a Newsagents?", "Well, i get the munchies VERY often"..lol!
well, i hope it goes well..