..."That clip
art's already sitting there," he says, explaining his
creative process. "I feel bad for most of the clip art
when I look at it, because it's not going to be used for any
good purposes." Some of the results are completely
absurd: The Frank Zappa Coloring Book simply inserts
the late guitar god's mustachioed face onto bodies that are
hiking, playing pool, and skiing Or, even better, there's Morrissey
Gets a Job, which places the depressive Smiths singer in
workplace clip art of employees shuffling through papers,
talking in cubicles, staring at charts, or scowling at each
other; the captions come from the Smiths tune "Heaven
Knows I'm Miserable Now" ("I was looking for a
job/ And then I found a job ...").