This debate can exist only if you accept a distinction between "song" and "track".
For heaven's sake, take Mozzer's wonderful vocal away from "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" and you are left with something that eclipses Coldplay, Kaiser Chiefs, Oasis, Blur et al in one genial swoop. Johnny Marr is a master.
Can't really understand that mentality. Why continue to read it then? Why post? You're not obliged to, you know. There are other threads; other websites; heck, there's even (whisper it)... the real world!