for anyone who has bought from Sunday magazines......

[Mozza220559]

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[someofusisturningnasty]

Genius

 

[Hellie]

This has to be the funniest thread ever.Brilliant stuff.

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[Mozza220559]

"Dobby The House Elf"

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[Mozza220559]

 

[Mozza220559]

 

[Mozza220559]

 

[Barking]

More where that came from?

I can't decide which is my favourite between 22 Shit street and Bourbonhenge. I might need another one like that to make up my mind...

In the meantime, for anybody looking for a present for a gentleman who likes showing his arse to the general public, well, for 299 quid, I doubt you'll find anything that'll make him happier.

Although, I hear they have a sale on the Dangleberries-Destroyer at Woolworths' at the moment ?...More dangerous to use though...

(hey you, Shhh! It's supposed to be a secret present! )

Dashed if I can find any trace of it on the web, but I'm sure there's a "photo-love" style story in which bespectacled, daffodil-wielding "Morris E. Smith" has a minor difference with his girlfriend and somewhat overreacts by hanging himself.

Oh dear. That sounds awfully familiar. Might be in the few ones I've got, but in a box far away and I don't have a scanner anyway. F. though I'm sure I've got that!

 

[mick ransommich]

 

[mick ransommich]

'I had sinusitis'

 

[Hellie]

I'm printing this entire thread out for next time I'm feeling suicidal.It'll bring me back from the brink.

 

[mick ransommich]

I'm printing this entire thread out for next time I'm feeling suicidal.It'll bring me back from the brink.

Hellie - ok- but don't print out the Bi-Polar Bear's Up & Down Christmas

 

[Hellie]

The Shannon Matthews plate kills me every single time i look at it.

Just genius stuff.