"Glamorous Glue" enters at #69 in UK singles chart

Perhaps not surprisingly his worst performing single ever, and his third successive single to miss the UK Top 40.

1 1 5 LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock Party Rock Anthem
2 N 1 Wretch 32 feat. Example Unorthodox
3 2 4 Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull On The Floor
4 58 3 Tracy Chapman Fast Car
5 8 3 Chris Brown feat. Benny Benassi Beautiful People
6 4 6 Snoop Dogg vs David Guetta Sweat (Wet)
7 3 5 Katy Perry feat. Kanye West ET
8 5 7 Black Eyed Peas Just Can't Get Enough
9 14 2 Lady Gaga Judas
10 9 7 Mann feat. 50 Cent Buzzin Remix
11 7 18 Rihanna S&M
12 6 13 Adele Someone Like You
13 12 12 Jessie J feat. B.o.B Price Tag
14 13 6 Cee Lo Green Bright Lights Bigger City
15 N 1 Bruno Mars The Lazy Song
16 10 6 Nicole Scherzinger Don't Hold Your Breath
17 11 7 Wiz Khalifa Black & Yellow
18 N 1 Beyonce Run The World (Girls)
19 15 9 Kanye West feat. Drake & Rihanna All Of The Lights
20 17 11 Lady Gaga Born This Way
21 22 7 Birdy Skinny Love
22 16 14 Adele Rolling In The Deep
23 N 1 Starboy Nathan Diamonds
24 21 13 Chris Brown Yeah 3X
25 27 17 Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Hello
26 26 7 Britney Spears Till The World Ends
27 18 15 Bruno Mars Grenade
28 20 12 Dr Dre feat. Eminem & Skylar Grey I Need a Doctor
29 49 3 Aloe Blacc I Need A Dollar
30 19 4 Katy B Broken Record
31 24 4 Nicki Minaj Girls Fall Like Dominoes
32 N 1 Jessie J Nobody's Perfect
33 N 1 Tinie Tempah Simply Unstoppable
34 31 11 Chipmunk feat. Chris Brown Champion
35 N 1 Pitbull feat. Nayer, Afrojack & Ne-Yo Give Me Everything
36 29 21 David Guetta feat. Rihanna Who's That Chick?
37 43 3 Chipmunk feat. Keri Hilson In The Air
38 32 4 Ke$ha Blow
39 23 6 The Wanted Gold Forever
40 36 3 Dionne Bromfield Feat. Diggy Simmons Yeah Right
41 30 9 Alexis Jordan Good Girl
42 25 11 Tiesto V Diplo feat. Busta Rhymes C'mon (Catch' em By Surprise)
43 28 2 Arctic Monkeys Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
44 33 13 Noah & The Whale L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
45 34 14 Pink F**Kin' Perfect
46 41 27 Katy Perry Firework
47 N 1 Sammy King Penny Arcade
48 35 22 Jessie J Do It Like A Dude
49 39 15 Taio Cruz feat. Travie McCoy & Kylie Minogue Higher
50 37 13 Jeremih feat. 50 Cent Down On Me
51 N 1 Chase & Status feat. Delilah Time
52 N 1 Glee Cast feat. Gwyneth Paltrow Landslide
53 44 13 Ke$ha We R Who We R
54 48 29 Cee Lo Green Forget You
55 40 15 Tinie Tempah feat. Ellie Goulding Wonderman
56 52 26 Rihanna Only Girl (In The World)
57 67 2 Emily Osment Lovesick
58 56 5 Flux Pavilion Bass Cannon
59 57 37 Adele Make You Feel My Love
60 N 1 Twenty Twenty Love to Life
61 55 31 Bruno Mars Just The Way You Are (Amazing)
62 46 12 Enrique Iglesias feat. Ludacris & Dj Frank E Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)
63 N 1 Kunt & The Gang F**Ksticks
64 53 15 JLS feat. Tinie Tempah Eyes Wide Shut
65 51 14 Diddy & Dirty Money feat. Skylar Grey Coming Home
66 61 23 Rihanna feat. Drake What's My Name?
67 54 5 Foo Fighters Rope
68 N 1 New Boyz feat. Cataracs & Dev Backseat
69 N 1 Morrissey Glamorous Glue
70 68 5 Chris Brown Feat. Busta Rhymes & Lil' Wayne Look At Me Now
71 42 2 The Wombats Anti-D
72 N 1 Charlie Simpson Down Down Down
73 66 24 Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit)
74 65 13 Chase & Status feat. Liam Bailey Blind Faith
75 R 1 Two Door Cinema Club Something Good Can Work

 

[Anonymous]

69 eh? How appropriate since Moz likes to suck off his own past glories and his own past glories have licked him free of inspiration.

 

[Anonymous]

69 eh? How appropriate since Moz likes to suck off his own past glories and his own past glories have licked him free of inspiration.

Oh! AMEN!Come on everyone on Easter Sunday- AMEN.

 

[maladjustedduck]

Chipmunk feat. Keri Hilson In The Air at 37 though. Interesting.

 

[Because]

That's actually not bad for a rerelease or otherwise. What's horrific is every other song (bar the Foo's). I mean, why would any sane person buy that crap? I know Moz does kinda take pride in a high single placing but when the most popular record of the week is by "LMFAO" I'm sure he can hold his head high.

 

[PinkFloyd]

It not exactly suprising i was expecting a worser charting. remember that the charts are full of crap anyway fact is shit sells, if the song is catchy alot of people will buy it.

 

[Anonymous]

We have to remember none of these people have half the talent that Morrissey does! the only people i really rate on this weeks chart are the wombats, chase & status, arctic monkeys and two door cinema club. And even they dont come close in my opinion, i wouldnt expect that song to be high in the charts by Morrissey, as most music is downloaded nowadays by teenagers, being one myself i know hardly any have any good taste in music, most havent even heard of The Smiths or Morrissey!

I'd also recommend for people to have a listen to two door cinema club, a very modern band who have achieved great sucess this year, are quite an upbeat band with a lot of talent, quite a change from most of the rubbish these days!

 

[Anonymous]

hmmm 69 eh? ..must have sold around 600 copies through 'official' outlets...I kid you not!

 

[Wobble]

Does getting the bundle count as buying three?

 

[Anonymous]

hmmm 69 eh? ..must have sold around 600 copies through 'official' outlets...I kid you not!

Maybe not even that many. Should never have been released in the first place.

 

[Anonymous]

I bought six copies through Amazon (I´m spanish and here moz singles never are on sale).

 

[Anonymous]

4 Tracy Chapman - Fast Car?

What the f...

 

[Mars_Rover]

Western culture is over. Humans are de-evolving, becoming more coarse and stupid. You cannot deny it when you look at that chart.

 

[Anonymous]

Seeing as you cant buy it from any of the main hight street music shops,its not bad!....HMV in Bolton dont stock cd singles anymore?...so i had to buy it online...and get this...you have to order the New `Best Of` Album........as they were only ordering-in 8 copies!....yes 8!...........and they still dont have them in.....supply problem they say......JOKE!.

 

[Mars_Rover]

Apropos of nothing, I find the Bolton accent really charming. Assuming that tall chap on tv is a good representation of the accent. I forget his name. He looks a bit like Donny Osmond, but very stretched out-like.

 

[Anonymous]

Apropos of nothing, I find the Bolton accent really charming. Assuming that tall chap on tv is a good representation of the accent. I forget his name. He looks a bit like Donny Osmond, but very stretched out-like.

That'll be Peter Kay. I take it 'stretched out' is pc for heffer. But not a bad description - he does look a bit like a chubby Donny Osmond.

 

[Anonymous]

For fk sake everyone these days is featuring someone else!

 

[morrissisy]

69, tee hee

 

[morrissisy]

that looks like less of a chart and more like a list of things gone wrong

 

[orlando]

Quote from Caller on Gary Bellamy's "Down the Line" phone in show on Radio 4,
"What is point single Glamorous Glue?"