"But the minks and chinchilla that quite honestly are rodents and if [they] weren't in the form of a coat, I would demand they be put to death anyway."
She added: "[By the way] it's not just the look of fur. It's warm as hell and feels glorious - ever rubbed faux fur on your body? Nothing luxurious about that."
Kelis ended the blog by advising those who want to "preach" to her to "do it about something worthwhile [and not] waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk".
OK, so live rodent is dirty and should be killed. But dead rodent is luxurious and should be worn on your skin. Makes perfect sense.
How the hell does she even have money to buy fur? She only had one song that anyone remembers.
That would explain why she's wearing chipmunk coats. (Chipmink?)