lottie
Love Me Outside!
If I ever was to see him in a public place, I'd be worried about alarming him. I'm spooky-looking - I tend to get boggly eyes from people - and although I'm shy I'm told I seem aloof and threatening. I couldn't really sidle up and sweetly ask him for a handshake. Well - I could, but I'd probably frighten His Delicate Nibs.
now we all know you'd just hump his leg, stop deluding yourself dear.