Morrissey in Instinct Magazine

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I know this is lame, but my friend gave me his latest copy of Instinct Magazine because it had this in it. (Sorry, my scanner is broken, so I had to resort to taking a pic of the page. :()

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Thank you very much for posting.

Maybe they should try this his solo materials next time. :D
 
1. M or F? Human Being

2. Describe yourself? Sweetie-Pie

3. Describe your day? Something is Squeezing My Skull

4. Where you live? Honey You Know Where to Find Me

5. If you could go anywhere? East West

6. Best Friend is... On the Payroll

7. Favorite color? At Amber

8. You know that: I Know it's Gonna Happen Someday

9. What's the weather like? Sunny

10. If you're life was a TV show? Lost

11. What is life like to you? Life is a Pigsty

12. Best advice? You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Side

13. Your ex? The Boy With a Thorn in His Side

14. Current relationship status? Will Never Marry

15. Hobby? Ouija Board

16. When you think of your friends? Dear God, Please Help Me

17. What do your friends think of you? We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

19. Always travel with? Certain People I Know

20. Best way to end long day? Pashernate Love

21. Occupation? Nowhere Fast

22. When you grow up, you want to? We'll Let You Know

23. What does your family think of you? Mama Lay Softly On The Riverbed

24. Favorite food? Meat is Murder

25. How would you like to be remembered? The Last Of The Famous International Playboys

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1. Male or Female?
Girl Least Likely To

2. Describe yourself?
Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself?

3. Your day?
Everyday is like Sunday

4. Where you live?
What Difference Does It Make?

5. I you could go anywhere?

London

6. Best Friend is...
Sheila Take A Bow

7. Favorite color?

At Amber

8. You know that:
Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference

9. What's the weather like?
Moon River

10. If you're life was a TV show?
How Soon Is Now?

11. What is life like to you?
I Am Hated For Loving

12. Best advice?
Hold On To Your Friends

13. Your ex?
Never Had No-One Ever

14. Current relationship status?
Will Never Marry

15. Hobby?
Driving Your Girlfriend Home

16. When you think of your friends..
There Speaks A True Friend

17. What do your friends think of you?
I Like You

18. What does your current love interest think of you?
I Started Something I Couldn't Finish

19. Always travel with?
Alsation Cousin

20. Best way to end long day?
Let The Right One Slip In :)o!)


21. Occupation?
The Headmaster Ritual

22. When you grow up, you want to?
Journalists Who Lie

23. What does your family think of you?
Break Up The Family

24. Favorite food?
You're The One For Me, Fatty

25. How would you like to be remembered?
I Don't Mind If You Forget Me


Edit: I know I cheated and used songs from the Smiths and his solo career :p
 
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1. M or F? Human Being

2. Describe yourself? Mute witness

3. Describe your day? disappointed

4. Where you live? Redondo Beach (well..would like to):D

5. If you could go anywhere? Late night, Maudlin street

6. Best Friend is... Certain people i know

7. Favorite color? At Amber

8. You know that: one day goodbye will be farewell

9. What's the weather like? all the lazy sunbathers

10. If you're life was a TV show? that's how people grow up

11. What is life like to you? wide to recieve

12. Best advice? All you need is me

13. Your ex? used to be a sweet boy

14. Current relationship status? oh well i'll never learn

15. Hobby? skin storm

16. When you think of your friends? There's a place in hell for me and my friends

17. What do your friends think of you? hairdresser on fire

19. Always travel with? Ambitious Outsiders

20. Best way to end long day? in the future when all's well

21. Occupation? work is a four-letter word

22. When you grow up, you want to? get off the stage

24. Favorite food? Meat is Murder

25. How would you like to be remembered? that's entertainment
 
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1. M or F? wonderful women:p

2. Describe yourself? Sweet and tender hooligan

3. Describe your day? Oh well, i'll never learn

4. Where you live? Late night, Maudlin street

5. If you could go anywhere? London!

6. Best Friend is.. Billy Budd

7. Favorite color? At Amber

8. You know that: your the one for me fatty!

9. What's the weather like? Skin storm

10. If you're life was a TV show? Get off the stage!

11. What is life like to you? My life is an endless succession of people saying goodbye

12. Best advice? The world is full of crashing bores!

13. Your ex? Trouble loves me

14. Current relationship status? I want the one i can't i have

15. Hobby? The public image

16. When you think of your friends? Hold on to your friends

17. What do your friends think of you? Bigmouth strikes again

19. Always travel with? Ammuntion:p

20. Best way to end long day? Asleep

21. Occupation? Shoplifters of the world unite

22. When you grow up, you want to? Sister i'm a poet

24. Favorite food? Meat is murder

25. How would you like to be remembered? First of the gang to die!
 
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1. MALE or FEMALE? What difference does it make?
or WELL I wonder


:D:D;)
 
1. Male or Female? Nowhere Man
2. Describe yourself? I Am the Walrus
3. Your day? A Hard Day's Night
4. Where you live? Kansas City
5. If you could go anywhere? Across the Universe
6. Best Friend is... I'm a Loser
7. Favorite color? Yer Blues
8. You know that: You Never Give Me Your Money
9. What's the weather like? Rain
10. If your life was a TV show? No Reply
11. What is life like to you? I Should Have Known Better
12. Best advice? You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
13. Your ex? Let it Be
14. Current relationship status? We Can Work it Out
15. Hobby? Fixing a Hole
16. When you think of your friends.. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
17. What do your friends think of you? I'm Only Sleeping
18. What does your current love interest think of you? Run for Your Life
19. Always travel with? Ticket to Ride
20. Best way to end long day? Slow Down
21. Occupation? Paperback Writer
22. When you grow up, you want to? Baby You're a Rich Man
23. What does your family think of you? Help!
24. Favorite food? Savoy Truffle
25. How would you like to be remembered? Bad Boy

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1. Male or Female? The Him
2. Describe yourself? Vanishing Point
3. Your day? Working Overtime
4. Where you live? The Village
5. If you could go anywhere? All The Way
6. Best Friend is... Chemical
7. Favorite color? Blue Monday
8. You know that: Guilt Is A Useless Emotion
9. What's the weather like? The Beach
10. If your life was a TV show? Shame Of The Nation
11. What is life like to you? Bizarre Love Triangle
12. Best advice? Run Wild
13. Your ex? Guilty Partner
14. Current relationship status? Round & Round
15. Hobby? Dreams Never End
16. When you think of your friends.. Thieves Like Us
17. What do your friends think of you? Confusion
18. What does your current love interest think of you? Touched By The Hand of God
19. Always travel with? Senses
20. Best way to end long day? Dream Attack
21. Occupation? Weirdo
22. When you grow up, you want to? Don't Do It
23. What does your family think of you? Spooky
24. Favorite food? Denial
25. How would you like to be remembered? Fine Time
 
1. Male or Female? why don't you find out for yourself
2. Describe yourself? pregnant for the last time
3. Your day? Your arsenal
4. Where you live? Well I wonder
5. If you could go anywhere? paint a vulgar picture
6. Best Friend is... ringleader of the tormenters
7. Favorite color? Yer Blues
8. You know that: I know very well how I got my name
9. What's the weather like? Satan rejected my soul
10. If your life was a TV show? No Reply
11. What is life like to you? More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get
12. Best advice? America is not the world
13. Your ex? My insatiable one
14. Current relationship status? Striptease with a difference
15. Hobby? Tony the pony
16. When you think of your friends.. all the lazy dykes
17. What do your friends think of you? disappointed
18. What does your current love interest think of you? Girl least likely to
19. Always travel with? Michael's bones
20. Best way to end long day? Ouija Board Ouija Board
21. Occupation? Late night, Maudlin street
22. When you grow up, you want to? the malady lingers on
23. What does your family think of you? November spawned a monster
24. Favorite food? Glamourous glue
25. How would you like to be remembered? black-eyed Susan
 
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1. Male or Female? Downpressor Man
2. Describe yourself? I Am Enough for Myself
3. Your day? Just Like U Said it Would B
4. Where you live? The Middle of the Island
5. If you could go anywhere? Streets of London
6. Best Friend is... The Butcher Boy
7. Favorite color? Scarlet Ribbons
8. You know that: This Is the Last Day of Our Acquaintance
9. What's the weather like? Kingdom of Rain
10. If your life was a TV show?
11. What is life like to you? Am I a Human?
12. Best advice? Jump in the River
13. Your ex? I'm Not Your Baby
14. Current relationship status? The Mad Lady and Me
15. Hobby? Reaching for the Rail
16. When you think of your friends.. Thank You for Hearing Me
17. What do your friends think of you? Ain't it a Shame
18. What does your current love interest think of you? Nothing Compares 2 U
19. Always travel with? Three Babies
20. Best way to end long day? Dancing Lessons
21. Occupation? Watcher of Men
22. When you grow up, you want to? I Want to Be Loved by You
23. What does your family think of you? Why Don't You Do Right?
24. Favorite food? Chiquitita
25. How would you like to be remembered? My Special Child
 
1. Male or Female? Athena
2. Describe yourself? Slip Kid
3. Your day? Summertime Blues
4. Where you live? Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere
5. If you could go anywhere? I Can See For Miles
6. Best Friend is... The Real Me
7. Favorite color? Behind Blue Eyes
8. You know that: Won’t get Fooled Again
9. What's the weather like? I Can’t Explain
10. If your life was a TV show? My Generation
11. What is life like to you? It’s Hard
12. Best advice? Long Live Rock
13. Your ex? Substitute
14. Current relationship status? Trick of the Light
15. Hobby? The Seeker
16. When you think of your friends.. Join Together
17. What do your friends think of you? Listening to You –See Me/Feel Me
18. What does your current love interest think of you? Love Reign O’er Me
19. Always travel with? Magic Bus
20. Best way to end long day? 5:15
21. Occupation? Who Are You
22. When you grow up, you want to? Let’s See Action
23. What does your family think of you? The Kids Are Alright
24. Favorite food? Squeeze Box
25. How would you like to be remembered? I’m Free

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