My Match.com profile

[Hellie]

I got bought a subscription once and ended up being stalked by a really weird Cliff Richard loving axe murderer best not to entertain the idea.

 

[realitybites]

I got bought a subscription once and ended up being stalked by a really weird Cliff Richard loving axe murderer best not to entertain the idea.

Yikes. Wow.

 

[DirtyCircle]

All the sniping back and forth aside, it is so nice to see some positivity on this post. I find the idea of selling myself on a dating site completely terrifying (I fully recognize my crippling social anxiety, inferiority complex, depression etc.)

I tried to make a eHarmony account one weekend and got rejected. I've tried to look online for some good guides to craft a good account but haven't found enough to help.



I like the bit of loving your mother though in the OP, made me think of:

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You must really want to get laid, guy...

Protip: that isn't the way.

Correction: Apparently, that is the way...

 

[Mozza220559]

Correction: Apparently, that is the way...

You saying SC put his pink sausage in RB's furry letterbox!?

 

[realitybites]

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And snatch me a perfect snatch

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You saying SC put his pink sausage in RB's furry letterbox!?

Furry? Haven't you been paying attention?!

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You saying SC put his pink sausage in RB's furry letterbox!?

I have a feeling it was probably more like tribadism...

 

[Mozza220559]

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And snatch me a perfect snatch

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Furry? Haven't you been paying attention?!

Pardon me, he put his throbbing love gristle into your bald clunge?

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I have a feeling it was probably more like tribadism...

Bumping tacos?

 

[nothappynotsad]

bumping tacos?

I love tacos!

 

[realitybites]

Pardon me, he put his throbbing love gristle into your bald clunge?

Much better.

Bumping tacos?

That will work too.

 

[Mozza220559]

I'm not partial to clam bashing. Not in this life anyway.

 

[realitybites]

I love tacos!

Me too. Hard or soft?

 

[nothappynotsad]

Me too. Hard or soft?

I'll eat the shit out of either kind.

 

[Mozza220559]

Me too. Hard or soft?

 

[realitybites]

I'll eat the shit out of either kind.

You like yours with a little shredded lettuce around the edges? I prefer mine without cheese. I always say, "No cheese please."

 

[nothappynotsad]

You like yours with a little shredded lettuce around the edges? I prefer mine without cheese. I always say, "No cheese please."

What about sour cream?


f***, I'm hungry. I really could use some tacos right now.

 

[realitybites]

What about sour cream?


f***, I'm hungry. I really could use some tacos right now.

I like to have a taste of sour cream on my last bite, yes.

Umm, yeah, I have been wanting tacos all week.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

f***, I'm hungry. I really could use some tacos right now.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

tacos, how I miss them so
don't get me wrong, I make my own, though the tortillas I use are one of the more expensive purchases I make at

but its just not the same as going up to the drive thru at

its always my first stop after the airport whenever I go "home"