I'll crochet a voodoo doll! I think I have some black yarn here for the hair...
I love the internet: http://naidascrochet.tripod.com/patterns/voodoo.html
To be fair, I'll make one of myself and slip it in his mailbox. But-- hehe. I'll tuck an artifact of his into it so he'll be putting bad juju on himself!
My New Year's Resolution is usually always the same.. to try and eke out some time for myself to read and post more on solo. Never pans out though, I get about 2 hours a month tops