New Year's Resolutions
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SoVeryEntertainig
New Member
Get my life back.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
The new year is closing in on us.
Any other Resolutionists care to share theirs?
Any other Resolutionists care to share theirs?
Stoner Kebab
New Member
no carbs after 3. yuh right.
Y
yesitis
Guest
i plan to smoke more, get drunk on my own far more, masturbate at least six times as much as i currently do, not read anything, and watch only films starring paris hilton.
Stoner Kebab
New Member
are ya gonna eat fewer carbs?
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yesitis
Guest
hells yes. some people actually care about their bodies...
Stoner Kebab
New Member
Y
yesitis
Guest
not if i pretend it isn't.
half a person
Active Member
To stop worrying about everything all the time. But I've had that resolution for about the last 4 years, so...
MindlessRuffian
Señor Member
get into shape
Brel
Guttersnipe
I've never made a New Year Resolution, so I'm not about to start now. I don't really get the whole celebration that goes on around it either. A countdown to...what exactly? If yesterday was shit, why will tomorrow be any better?
For days people make a point of shaking your hand and wishing you "all the best" or whatever. Yes, it's better than a kick up the arse, but I find it awkward. I just think "what are we doing this for?" I'm just glad when it's all over and all those people who only venture out at Christmas & New Year are sat at home counting the debts. Only then does my life get back to normal.
For days people make a point of shaking your hand and wishing you "all the best" or whatever. Yes, it's better than a kick up the arse, but I find it awkward. I just think "what are we doing this for?" I'm just glad when it's all over and all those people who only venture out at Christmas & New Year are sat at home counting the debts. Only then does my life get back to normal.
snowfallsoon
motherf***er approved
I agree with everything you said. And I hate that for the next four months I will still be writing '2009' on my checks.
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
I'm going to get pro-active with my health problems so I can become well enough to get a job.
Amy
from the Ice Age to the dole age
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
But surely knitting counts as a job?
(Which reminds me, do you think you could knit a jumper for a three legged cat for next Christmas?
)And whose leg do you have to hump around here to see the Attempt at a Knitted Dog?
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
But surely knitting counts as a job?
More of a disorder in my case, Barking.
(Which reminds me, do you think you could knit a jumper for a three legged cat for next Christmas?
I've never knitted a cat jumper. Perhaps I can start at two legs and work up?
And whose leg do you have to hump around here to see the Attempt at a Knitted Dog?
That was in my misspent youth, Barking. Such incidents were important clues that I wasn't designed to follow knitting patterns but to wing it instead.
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