Norm MacDonald Laughter Accolades

[The Wild Turkey]

it is f***ing hard, wildT!!!! its like having to create a geometrical shape out of nothing and you dont know what it's going to look like, you just know that all the sides have to be in harmony with each other and that it cant look like any other geometrical shape!!

i plan it out beforehand, wildT. i used to think that i could just wing it but when i try to do that, i find myself sitting there blankly not knowing where to go.

Very interestin' that ya explain it in a geometrical manner.
Do ya want the story to work out geometrically harmonious,
cause it's needed to tell the story correctly or cause it's how ya
mind works things out?
Make sure to enjoy the process and journey of writin' and
creatin', cause it can be a great artistic reward!

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Norm and his puppet buds!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Very interestin' that ya explain it in a geometrical manner.
Do ya want the story to work out geometrically harmonious,
cause it's needed to tell the story correctly or cause it's how ya
mind works things out?
Make sure to enjoy the process and journey of writin' and
creatin', cause it can be a great artistic reward!

well i just feel like when you write a story everything has to be relevant to each other and to the whole. there can be no superfluous parts. so youre constantly having to measure each layer against the others to make sure they all conform to the same shape. you have to be like a sculptor constantly considering all the sides and angles and how they work in relation to each other. it's hard to enjoy the process too much because i feel like i cant get creative because creativity means random growth and you need to keep everything on a tight leash when writing a novel. also on some level it has to conform to truth, which brings up the question of what is truth? i think maybe im thinking of it the wrong way. maybe that's why im having such a hard time with it is because im being too rigid, but it's hard to know what is okay to include. ho humm! ill figure it out some day, T-bird!

do you ever do any writing, wildT?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Jan. 9 2014 is listed as the air date and it's supposed
to be a live show.
Never tried a e cig myself, but my friend told me that
he always gets a new flavor (they come in flavors like
cherry, etc) and he loves the flavor for a few weeks and
then the flavor becomes disgustin'.

well i suppose its better than real cigarettes anyway! do you smoke wildT?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

 

[The Wild Turkey]

well i just feel like when you write a story everything has to be relevant to each other and to the whole. there can be no superfluous parts. so youre constantly having to measure each layer against the others to make sure they all conform to the same shape. you have to be like a sculptor constantly considering all the sides and angles and how they work in relation to each other. it's hard to enjoy the process too much because i feel like i cant get creative because creativity means random growth and you need to keep everything on a tight leash when writing a novel. also on some level it has to conform to truth, which brings up the question of what is truth? i think maybe im thinking of it the wrong way. maybe that's why im having such a hard time with it is because im being too rigid, but it's hard to know what is okay to include. ho humm! ill figure it out some day, T-bird!

do you ever do any writing, wildT?

It's good ya ain't willin' to settle for anything less than what
ya consider to be the best for ya writin'. Seems like findin'
solutions and techniques to any obstacles that come along
durin' the writin' process, ain't easy. Is that where writers
block comes from?

I'll be honest with ya rifke. I ain't a writer, but since we been
talkin' about this stuff, I have come up with a character for
a story, that goes by the name of Whirly B.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

well i suppose its better than real cigarettes anyway! do you smoke wildT?

Don't smoke, but now a days they got somethin' called
smoked Turkey.
It ain't a pleasant thing at all.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Get to know Norm.




Norm's favorite song to sing it the shower.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

It's good ya ain't willin' to settle for anything less than what
ya consider to be the best for ya writin'. Seems like findin'
solutions and techniques to any obstacles that come along
durin' the writin' process, ain't easy. Is that where writers
block comes from?

I'll be honest with ya rifke. I ain't a writer, but since we been
talkin' about this stuff, I have come up with a character for
a story, that goes by the name of Whirly B.

Whirly B, huh?! sounds like the name of a bird to me! is it a turkey, by chance?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Don't smoke, but now a days they got somethin' called
smoked Turkey.
It ain't a pleasant thing at all.

i aint never heard of smoked turkey, wildT....

sounds horrific and not delicious at all!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Get to know Norm.




Norm's favorite song to sing it the shower.

i love him <3 i like that song too!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

norm and super dave!!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Whirly B, huh?! sounds like the name of a bird to me! is it a turkey, by chance?

Yep, ya got it.
Whirly B stands for Whirly Bird.
Whirly B ain't a Turkey though.
Not gonna reveal what kinda Bird he is, I'll just say
he's a Bird who gets into predicaments.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

i love him <3 i like that song too!

Wonder if Norm was a fan of Stompin' Tom Connors.
Since Norm likes country music and since Stompin'
Tom was a Canadian sensation.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Haha, I don't know if it's true or not.
It's kinda legendary if it is though, cause ya gotta
admire Norm for tryin' to break the grip.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Norm with ...

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Wonder if Norm was a fan of Stompin' Tom Connors.
Since Norm likes country music and since Stompin'
Tom was a Canadian sensation.

thats the second time you wondered that in this here thread, wildT. sadly it may happen that we might never know! i'd say it's a good bet though!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Norm with ...

ewwww

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Yep, ya got it.
Whirly B stands for Whirly Bird.
Whirly B ain't a Turkey though.
Not gonna reveal what kinda Bird he is, I'll just say
he's a Bird who gets into predicaments.

is this bird gonna be a rapper? you know, like cardi B?

the name does sound like a bird that gets into predicaments!

by the way, ive been meaning to tell you, i dont think that's a turkey in your avatar!