Painting and Drawing

[nicky wire's legs]

No, it's one of numerous framed paintings I've given away. Opportunist that I am.

so you think to get even for other people treating you like a sucker by treating me like a sucker. except, silly you, im not a sucker.

 

[Light Housework]

so you think to get even for other people treating you like a sucker by treating me like a sucker. except, silly you, im not a sucker.

Framing me still. You deceitful varmint.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

varmint, i like that

 

[Light Housework]

If you'd never mentioned giving me something in return, I'd have very happily sent you a 3rd, free painting, but you've twisted that truth. Once again.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

If you'd never mentioned giving me something in return, I'd have very happily sent you a 3rd, free painting, but you've twisted that truth. Once again.

except that once i did mention giving you something in return, instead of acting surprised or feigning delight, you coolly pretended that that was the deal all along. THATs what rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[Light Housework]

Who's the real sucker here. I know it's me.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

no, you will ONLY be the real sucker if you paint me another picture of neil and send them BOTH to me ALONG with some choice chocolate (i like Rogers truffles!!).

 

[Light Housework]

except that once i did mention giving you something in return, instead of acting surprised or feigning delight, you coolly pretended that that was the deal all along. THATs what rubbed me the wrong way.

So you wanted me to pretend surprise. Well, no, I didn't want you to send me more cheapo supplies I'd never use, and waste your money, so I directed you toward good shit. Honest, but you wanted dishonest. Just an impossible princess you are.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

So you wanted me to pretend surprise. Well, no, I didn't want you to send me more cheapo supplies I'd never use, and waste your money, so I directed you toward good shit. Honest, but you wanted dishonest. Just an impossible princess you are.

no, im a queen! born to harrannnngueeeeeeeeeeeeee, you need to set her straight about my title!!!!

 

[Light Housework]

no, you will ONLY be the real sucker if you paint me another picture of neil and send them BOTH to me ALONG with some choice chocolate (i like Rogers truffles!!).

I don't have the heart to paint another Neil, when I want to paint so many others, so much more.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

also those supplies cost me $100

 

[Light Housework]

also those supplies cost me $100

You got ripped off honey.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

well you've up my mind, im going to buy those pants!!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

You got ripped off honey.

more like the superior quality paints you use are being ripped off, being used to make such badly drawn, amateur paintings

 

[Light Housework]

more like the superior quality paints you use are being ripped off, being used to make such badly drawn, amateur paintings

Aw, you meanie. You're insulting your 2 Neil's I sent you. I think I'll throw away my brushes now. Check out these brushes I've collected! And there's another jar of them out of view for my guests.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

your mental health workers paintings are miles better than yours. there i said it.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

hi herr harangue!!!!

 

[Light Housework]

your mental health workers paintings are miles better than yours. there i said it.

Oh I'm crushed. Check out my mental health worker's painting in progress. She was working on it this afternoon.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

there were better ones. the bird with feet and the tree or whatever they were

 

[Light Housework]

It's very small. Just 6 × 8"