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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
All my friends are convinced Morrissey is gay. I just get to this point where I'm sick of fighting them and I say, "Fine. Whatever."
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Then I think, "Can't he be gay for a tomboy? I can be a tomboy, why can't he be gay for me? THis me with breasts and a vagina?" Frustrating.
 

mauve21

Long time participant

I have 2thirds full bottle of Jack Daniels in the cupboard (relics
from two nights ago).....
but it sounds like you've had enough terence.....
maybe you should be going off to sleep.......

Anyway, I'm not touching the stuff. I've had enough of alcohol
and men for at least the next two weeks.....
still haven't met the right one and getting very bored with the whole
fishing business........
Boo hoo.....I'm too old for all of this....
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
And I can't figure out why I'm getting all the signs of my period, for days now, and no blood. I hope I didn't break anything down there.
 

mauve21

Long time participant
errr, it will come soon if you have the signs.....

always does. It's just been delayed and
besides what do you mean break something......
oh I won't ask I've just been to the vicar with a potato up his
butt thread.......
are you worried you have cystitis or something?.....
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
errr, it will come soon if you have the signs.....

always does. It's just been delayed and
besides what do you mean break something......
oh I won't ask I've just been to the vicar with a potato up his
butt thread.......
are you worried you have cystitis or something?.....

No, I never put a potato or anything up there. I just, oh nevermind. Ceiling Cat knows, and watches! :eek: I don't think i have cystitis, I'm just curious why it's so slow this month. My boobs have been aching since THURSDAY. Usually they only ache one or two days before.

Hey, you asked to post what I'm thinking. :p
 

Je Suis Julie

allyouneedismorrissey.com
I just read the headline "Taliban issues new video threatening to attack Paris" and what was my first thought?

Well, there goes any chance of air play for the first single off the new album (should, God forbid, an attack actually happen).

Which proves that a) I need to get out more and b) violent human beings suck.

Stay safe, y'all :tears:
 
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