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[Jackie London]

I don't give two flying f***s if my face doesn't fit at work.
I'm there to do a job.
I'm there to get paid.
Now give me my money or else I'll slash your boyfriend's f***ing face.
Cheers.

Hate your job? Welcome to the club...

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Mad Men Mini Marathon.

Still gives me chills like fever.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I don't know who Jeanette Winterson is, I googled her and apparently she's a lesbian poet, but I know this. One time when I was a teenager and thinner, and I got this a lot, I had short hair and people mistook me for a boy. One time a lady in the DMV in Laguna Niguel asked me to leave the women's restroom. I told her I was a girl and she said I certainly was not. So I lost my shit and flashed her my tits. THat shut her up but I was still unnerved by it. I don't want to have to resort to rudeness but sometimes it happens. I am a girl, I feel a girl, I want to be treated like a girl, etc, etc. So, that;s all I have to say about that. I had every right to get upset.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Mad Men Mini Marathon.

Still gives me chills like fever.

I've yet to watch that show at all, never seen a minute of it. I'm saving it up so I can do one of those whirlwind marathons that transports me to another place for 2 weeks like I did with Dexter.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Say the wrong words, to our children, we'll have you, oh yes, we'll have you...

 

[Media Whore]

It's back - Sunday 26 September 2010

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What am I thinking right now? 'f*** off, Carl.'

 

[CrystalGeezer]

So the turtle escaped a few days ago at the house I'm sitting. Last night one of the cats bolted out the front door and took her time strolling around the yard before I corraled her back into the house and this morning, the African Grey was sitting on a wooden cabinet staring at me while I woke up, out of her cage, just sittin' there waiting for me to get up and feed her. She got out of her cage in the middle of the night. None of these animals go anywhere far or do anything, they just hang out.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This is Meredith, the cat that escaped. I call her Merde, she's sweetness. She walked around the garden and pointed out things to me then ran into the house.

This is what I woke up to this morning. That's Dixie. I just swept the floor yesterday, so I think she hung out on her cage all night then in the morning walked over to the wooden cabinet that stores quilts. You have NO IDEA how lucky I am as a housesitter that she didn't take her beak to any of the wood that's EVERYWHERE in this house. The louvres on the windows, the cabinet, that would've been a nightmare. And she's been practising being destructive, waling on her little wooden cubby in her cage. This is all very funny metaphorically but still, the owner of whoesome house would've KILLED ME if her furniture was damaged. I'm so lucky. Dix is a gentle bird though.

Based on the dust and feathers near and on the quilt cabinet, she just groomed herself. And ate a peanut.

My life is funny. Our life.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I just thought of something else, feck. Their dog Beth EATS BIRDS and she was in the house all night. Dixie kept quiet and Beth didn't notice. OMG. SHit. Shit. I'm so lucky. She was just sitting there and she's so trusting, beth could've just snatched her in her mouth. EFFFFF.

You know what though? Because Beth is such a rambunctious dog, they have her trained to stay on her bed when she's in the house unless she's called to the door. Her bed's in the other room. So, not as bad as I thought but still. ANd I recall my dog walking around the area where the bird was and walking over to me. He doesn't eat birds, I was too knocked out to pay attention if he was getting Lassie on me. I'm over analysing this. THe point is that everything is fine. Phew.

 

[troubleluvsme]

This place used to be so entertaining at this time of night.

It's practically dead now.

We should start a "Death Pool" for web forums.

 

[mauve21]

I just thought of something else, feck. Their dog Beth EATS BIRDS and she was in the house all night. Dixie kept quiet and Beth didn't notice. OMG. SHit. Shit. I'm so lucky. She was just sitting there and she's so trusting, beth could've just snatched her in her mouth. EFFFFF.

You know what though? Because Beth is such a rambunctious dog, they have her trained to stay on her bed when she's in the house unless she's called to the door. Her bed's in the other room. So, not as bad as I thought but still. ANd I recall my dog walking around the area where the bird was and walking over to me. He doesn't eat birds, I was too knocked out to pay attention if he was getting Lassie on me. I'm over analysing this. THe point is that everything is fine. Phew.

Does your cat not try to eat the bird?
She looks like a gentle cat. You're lucky. My cat would eat the bird.
He is not always a good boy.

 

[nugz]

This place used to be so entertaining at this time of night.

It's practically dead now.

We should start a "Death Pool" for web forums.

it's dead all the time. thank god I don't need this place to keep my mind occupied at work anymore (at my last job.) I'm always amazed when I don't sign on for a day and there's only one page of new threads.

and they're all completely uninteresting.

 

[troubleluvsme]

it's dead all the time. thank god I don't need this place to keep my mind occupied at work anymore (at my last job.) I'm always amazed when I don't sign on for a day and there's only one page of new threads.

and they're all completely uninteresting.

I know!
I do the same thing. I'm just too lazy to go to bed right now or do anything else.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I think I may throw up.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Does your cat not try to eat the bird?
She looks like a gentle cat. You're lucky. My cat would eat the bird.
He is not always a good boy.

There's two cats at this house and neither of them have a desire to eat the many birds here. It's interesting.

I think I may throw up.

Why?

 

[nightingale+therose]

There's two cats at this house and neither of them have a desire to eat the many birds here. It's interesting.

they may look, walk and talk like a real cat, but if they don't want to terrorise, torment and torture the birds - they're just pussy cats!

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Why?

Dunno, I just feel yuck and bleh.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Dunno, I just feel yuck and bleh.

Soda crackers and 7-Up for you.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Soda crackers and 7-Up for you.

Soda crackers are like water biscuits, right? I haven't had those or 7up for ages, so I just went down and got some.

 

[nightingale+therose]

Anybody see 'Dagenham Dave' - a furniture shop in Eastenders two minutes ago? (Christian & Syed were buying couple'y things in it)