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[CrystalGeezer]

Couldn't they also confuse it with Arnie?

Yeah that's my boy name. I have a big ol' rack and long hair now so I don't get that a lot anymore.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Yeah that's my boy name. I have a big ol' rack and long hair now so I don't get that a lot anymore.

???

 

[nothappynotsad]

Couldn't they also confuse it with Arnie?

Shut up Daniel.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Shut up Daniel.

Bitch, when I want you to speak, I'll give you permission to. Crawl back in your cage, Heather, before I beat you with the newspaper again...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

???

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

I'd never cheat on my wife.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

I'd never cheat on my wife.

His only mistake was cheating on her for a woman much uglier than she is...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I am Ferdinand the Bull. I am not going to be the forum freak. I am Ferdinand the Bull. I am smelling flowers on the hillside this tour. I am at peace and nobody cares.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I am not going to be the forum freak.

Too late

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Too late

I'll take forum freak over forum asshole any day. But still, I'm too tired to package my thoughts without sounding like a half wit devil worshipper which I'm not. Nobody believes in God more than I do. What if morrissey's mom was reading? I worry about that stuff.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I'll take forum freak over forum asshole any day. But still, I'm too tired to package my thoughts without sounding like a half wit.

When don't you do that, Arnie?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

When don't you do that, Arnie?

Hey! It's "Annie" to you.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I've developed a new pet peeve. When people sum up a concert and at the end say "Roll on [next town]." It's like a mixture of being bitter that I don't get to travel from town to town following Morrissey mixed with this feeling that they are acting like too cool truckers using trucker lingo when I doubt they've ever double-clutched a semi in their life mixed with this feeling that the sentiment completely dismisses the previous gig and whatever wonders it might still hold because they've seen it, they've been there, NEXT. So now I hate that term.

 

[Brel]

I've developed a new pet peeve. When people sum up a concert and at the end say "Roll on [next town]." It's like a mixture of being bitter that I don't get to travel from town to town following Morrissey mixed with this feeling that they are acting like too cool truckers using trucker lingo when I doubt they've ever double-clutched a semi in their life mixed with this feeling that the sentiment completely dismisses the previous gig and whatever wonders it might still hold because they've seen it, they've been there, NEXT. So now I hate that term.

Truckers are not usually considered cool here in the UK.

 

[Jackie London]

Emil is insinuating that I'm short.....

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Truckers are not usually considered cool here in the UK.

What about the 'Hell Drivers'? They were pretty cool...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My head burns. Just started.

 

[billy scissors]

Emil is insinuating that I'm short.....

...of?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Now my chest hurts. Alot.

 

[Emil]

...of?

...height.

 

[half a person]

I don't like being in the house by myself.