Sphinx
I am less than nothing
I think someone has been reading the poll on the front page.........must be a slow day for news at the Express (text as follows - I'll try to scan it when I get to desk, old headshot from 2004 used - again)
Cover it up, Mozza!
Having seen their hero recently turn 48, embarrassed fans of morose warbler Morrissey are now calling on him to stop stripping down to the waist during shows.
While Mozza has traditionally torn off his shirt during concerts, hundreds of fans are now registering their opposition on websites claiming the singer is "too long in the tooth" to be appearing half-naked on stage.
"At the end of the day, Morrissey isn't the slim young thing he once was and actually has a bit of a middle-aged spread these days," confesses our Mozza source. "A large percentage of fans now actually feel rather embarrassed when he insists on stripping off as it's not a particularly pretty sight".
Time to hit the gym, Morrissey?
Grr idiots I work with couldn't get hold of me fast enough to read this out
Cover it up, Mozza!
Having seen their hero recently turn 48, embarrassed fans of morose warbler Morrissey are now calling on him to stop stripping down to the waist during shows.
While Mozza has traditionally torn off his shirt during concerts, hundreds of fans are now registering their opposition on websites claiming the singer is "too long in the tooth" to be appearing half-naked on stage.
"At the end of the day, Morrissey isn't the slim young thing he once was and actually has a bit of a middle-aged spread these days," confesses our Mozza source. "A large percentage of fans now actually feel rather embarrassed when he insists on stripping off as it's not a particularly pretty sight".
Time to hit the gym, Morrissey?
Grr idiots I work with couldn't get hold of me fast enough to read this out