My secret's my enzyme.
his bike has a license plate that says moz 84 which makes his bike a bigger moz/smiths fan than he. i suggested he should get a tat to compete with the bike for number one moz fan but he said he needed the classic cheesy mum heart tat first to which i suggested he should get both and i echoed the phrase moz says all the time about mum being closest to the heart which kinda lent itself to the pun of mum/moz being closest to (or on the) heart (tat). i then told him he should just get a tat of the bike and one up moz and mum both.
make any sense now?
Ohhhhhhhhh, it's a conversation! My bad. I thought that comment I quoted was one singular comment randomly talking about hearts and tattoos...Sorry.