The Official "what the hell have I missed?" Thread

[almareallymatters]

How is the new job then?

The new job is fab...loving every minute of it...doesn't even feel like work at all...infact I'd do it for free (just don't tell THEM that! )

Love Alma xxx

 

[EPbabe]

The new job is fab...loving every minute of it...doesn't even feel like work at all...infact I'd do it for free (just don't tell THEM that!

Love Alma xxx

No, I won't. I'm glad you're happy with it. *calls Alma's employer*

 

[almareallymatters]

who is she?

You know you've been secretly pineing for me darling!

Love Alma xxx

 

[I am a Ghost]

But I said I was just kidding...

Yes, but I had to show off my superb command of Hungarian in some fashion

 

[I am a Ghost]

who is she?

Someone who really matters...

 

[almareallymatters]

Someone who really matters...

I'm filling up 'ere! (but in a good way)

Love Alma xxx

 

[dunya]

Good to see you back, Alma.
It appears you have been having a good time, you're still wearing the same shirt!

 

[Corrissey]

...and last week I had a friend over from Chicago...

Wish it were ME!

Welcome back, hun! Glad to hear the job is going well!!

 

[Buzzetta]

It is every easy to catch up - simply go back to random pages and bump a thread.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Welcome back Alma
Has the credit crunch affected your wine intake?

Jukebox Jury

 

[KittyLili]

I was banned for a few hours... what'd I miss?

 

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

A really clever picture of Uncle Skinny kissing the cover of a gay porno mag.

What's this? Where?

 

[EPbabe]

What's this? Where?

Don't get overexcited, it was deleted after a few minutes.

 

[Barking]

I was banned for a few hours... what'd I miss?

please let it not be my fault oh shit it is isn't it? Let me buy send you a thousand frogs

Alma, you're about to miss...Barking, who's had enough embarrassment today to last a dog a lifetime, and who's going to hibernate in Romania for a while, until Someone decides it's all His fault if Barking gets confused, and decides to do something about it.

By "he" I am of course not talking about Jesus. Who's on the cover of YOR with Mori Holy Mother of God, in case no one got that.

Although Jesus is not necessarily a "he". And people never thank Jesus for being Jesus, xcept Kittylili, which confuses people, but she probably doesn't mean the Jesus I know.


End clues.

I am serious about Romania, guys.
So if you don't want me to go...Well... Tell Him.

I've had enough of this Pop Business game. I've paid my way. Let it be clear, I want the fans on my side now. Enough cowardice. Out with it. Boz Boorer might protest. He might. So what.

Change, that's what everybody wants in the world. Well guess what? So do I.

How about a well-informed democracy?

For starters, the album, which I didn't listen to -guess why- has "Favourites" in its lyrics, well it refers to "Favourites" as in internet explorer when you bookmark your favourite site, and probably to Favour, as well, who used to have a journal she stupidly deleted, because she believed in change, but that many read anyway, just ask, I dunno, Robby. How's that for starters? Morrissey, a compulsive Solo addict. And he'll never admit it to you, just to a recording studio.

If you want to keep not knowing stuff, I'll let you, and I'll go to Romania, via Budapest, Mexico and I dunno what else.

If you've have had enough like me and want to know, I'll spill out more beans, and we'll see if we can have some change we can believe in.

Can he run away forever? Let's see, folks.

 

[Barking]

Any questions, folks? Romania beckons.

 

[EPbabe]

Any questions, folks? Romania beckons.

I have one: what are you talking about, pup?

 

[Barking]

I have one: what are you talking about, pup?

Wrong question. I only accept clever ones. Chop chop, soloites.

 

[Je Suis Julie]

Alma! I was wondering where you were. Good to see you're back.
I finally caught the appearance of Suedeheads on Eggheads on Youtube.
You're all hotties!

Congrats on the new job - it's a blessing to do what you love!

 

[Barking]

Alma! I was wondering where you were. Good to see you're back.
I finally caught the appearance of Suedeheads on Eggheads on Youtube.
You're all hotties!

Congrats on the new job - it's a blessing to do what you love!

Wrong, Julie. all wrong. Go back and read.

 

[Barking]

A long time ago
A long, long time ago
I was chosen.
I don't know how.
It just happened.
Someone told me
"they won't fail you
when the time comes
they will rally
Because he depends on you.
And he'll keep depending you
Wherever you are
Whether you go
Or stay
Whether you grow old and wise
Or stay as playful
as a pup in the hay."
And as I said,
Okay.
Because trust is all we have
And we don't know where we go.
And the music's played by the/ the mad man
And I know it sounds absurd

Some are melody some are the beat
Soon or later they all will be gone

Don't you know in your heart life is but a dream
Don't you know the illusion isn't kept alive by a machine
Don't you all know what a beating heart can do?

Do you think there are human beings you can't see through?

Yes it's true
Yes it's true
I am happy to be stuck with you.

We thought about someone else/
neither one took the bait
We thought about breaking up/
now we know it's much too late.