The REAL Confessions Thread

[billy scissors]

I'm very similar. If I know someone really well I can deal and empathise with the emotional stuff, but apart from that I'm rubbish. I do care about people, but I think due to the fact that I hate being patronised and made to feel dependent myself, I'm worried about making other people feel uncomfortable. That's why I'm already so anxious about the prospect of my parents aging and needing lots of hands-on care, as my only surviving grandparent does now; because I'm scared I'll be utterly useless and everyone will think I'm an awful, uncaring daughter.

So yeah, that's my confession: that I'm useless with people.

How old are your parents,if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

How old are your parents,if you dont mind me asking?

My dad's 51 and my mum's 58. I know it's probably a long way off, but I always worry about things that are years and years away, which of course just makes the anxiety worse.

 

[billy scissors]

My dad's 51 and my mum's 58. I know it's probably a long way off, but I always worry about things that are years and years away, which of course just makes the anxiety worse.

Theyre practically teenagers! I wouldn't worry too much

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Theyre practically teenagers! I wouldn't worry too much

I know, I know. I'm just being silly and feeling a bit nervy today.

 

[billy scissors]

I know, I know. I'm just being silly and feeling a bit nervy today.

Ive been there,you'll be fine

 

[troubleluvsme]

Ugh....where do I start?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Ugh....where do I start?

Okay, where did you do it. That's a good place to start.

 

[troubleluvsme]

Okay, where did you do it. That's a good place to start.

It's not that easy.

 

[Dave]

I once used Morrissey quotes in a flamewar.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I once used Morrissey quotes in a flamewar.

Did you win or lose?

 

[Dave]

I think that counts as a loss...

 

[DAVIE]

I confess that most of humanity are nasty basterds who don't give a shit about anything until we're dying!

 

[Barking]

I confess that most of humanity are nasty basterds who don't give a shit about anything until we're dying!

I'm disappointed Davie, when you've just confessed in another thread you have a rather big sausage...I somehow expected something exciting.

 

[DAVIE]

I'm disappointed Davie, when you've just confessed in another thread you have a rather big sausage...I somehow expected something exciting.

HAHAHA I have a confession to the world!!! I shall feed the world...with my long chunky sausage!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

HAHAHA I have a confession to the world!!! I shall feed the world...with my long chunky sausage!

DAVIE, are you a tripod? Does it make wearing a bathing suit difficult?

 

[DAVIE]

DAVIE, are you a tripod? Does it make wearing a bathing suit difficult?

It's very painful

 

[CrystalGeezer]

It's very painful

Painful? I was implying that your ding dong would be hanging below the hemline of your shorts like this guys almost is. If he jiggled a lil bit it would just flop on out.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Maggie Moment o' the Day: I want to be f***ed by a dirty little Euro.