The REAL Confessions Thread

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I want Morrissey to see the Rose Parade for some nagging reason in my brain. :o I guess I'm not going to this year as I had hoped :tears: but I think if he's into parades and in town, he should put in a hat and some sunglasses and go see it.
 
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therightone

Guest
I started a physics innuendo thread...

I had a few good ones but no other soul could be bothered with it...

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Hellie

Lost
I confess to two timing my last two boyfriends.:(Am very bad.
 

malvachat

My eyes are now open
Many,many years ago I slept with my girlfriends mum.That wasn't too bad till she put me on to her sister.
Still it was fun at the time.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I have crushes and appreciation all the time but I'm totally not a vagiterian. :D
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.

Patrick!

And I watch Home Alone...
Many,many years ago I slept with my girlfriends mum.That wasn't too bad till she put me on to her sister.
Still it was fun at the time.

i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.
 

Pterodactyl

New Member
I cheated on my long-time girlfriend with some psycho, chunky cow from El Paso. This was shortly after I met her friend who was covered in cat hair. I haven't been tested for diseases yet.
 

Poppy Full

Sycophantic slag
i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.

That sounds like a wonderful axiom. :thumb:
 

Patrick!

And I watch Home Alone...
it is! now go have sex with your significant other's mother/father/sister/brother, a senior citizen, or someone who is married/engaged.
 

tbishop

last 10 seconds of life
i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.



i have always been fond of 'pencil skirt' and 'this is hardcore' for very similar reasons:thumb:
 

Patrick!

And I watch Home Alone...
this is hardcore is one of my favorite songs of all time. the build up, the thunderous climax, and some of the darkest, desperate lyrics i've ever heard.
 
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