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realitybites

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

I'm more creepy than obese, RB. But I'm not f***ing creepy. There's a difference.

You don't think prepping your vagina for Morrissey by using a speculum is not f***ing creepy? I do. And I am most certain that most others do. Announcing it online makes it even creepier than if you just kept the info to yourself. That you have to share your body functions, delusional thoughts, and every emotion you experience throughout the day with a cyber audience is troubling. You have Robby beat in the creepy department by five universes.
 

No1uno

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Cg and reality - did you know they have been bf's since high school. This is totally their long running joke. They can't even believe they have been able to put up the facade for so long. Sometimes they have to call each other and say "hey are we really fighting, or pretending, cuz I get confused sometimes cuz I love you so much".

Well here's the proof
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: best thread in the sty in years?

You don't think prepping your vagina for Morrissey by using a speculum is not f***ing creepy? I do. And I am most certain that most others do. Announcing it online makes it even creepier than if you just kept the info to yourself. That you have to share your body functions, delusional thoughts, and every emotion you experience throughout the day with a cyber audience is troubling. You have Robby beat in the creepy department by five universes.

Are you so stupid you're incapable of detecting humor? Do you honestly think I'm using a speculum to stretch my vagina? Do you believe everything people tell you?
 

realitybites

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Are you so stupid you're incapable of detecting humor? Do you honestly think I'm using a speculum to stretch my vagina? Do you believe everything people tell you?

There is humor and then there are cries for attention. Your posts are almost always the latter. You post things to shock. Of course I did not think you literally were doing that. That would make you clinically insane. Oh wait. I don't appreciate your type of humor; it is vulgar and lacks wit. Too much trash and not enough class.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: best thread in the sty in years?

There is humor and then there are cries for attention. Your posts are almost always the latter. You post things to shock. Of course I did not think you literally were doing that. That would make you clinically insane. Oh wait. I don't appreciate your type of humor; it is vulgar and lacks wit. Too much trash and not enough class.

Please reread your quote and tell me what part of this indicates you didn't think I was literally using a speculum to stretch out my vagina?

"You don't think prepping your vagina for Morrissey by using a speculum is not f***ing creepy? I do. And I am most certain that most others do. Announcing it online makes it even creepier than if you just kept the info to yourself."
 

realitybites

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Please reread your quote and tell me what part of this indicates you didn't think I was literally using a speculum to stretch out my vagina?

"You don't think prepping your vagina for Morrissey by using a speculum is not f***ing creepy? I do. And I am most certain that most others do. Announcing it online makes it even creepier than if you just kept the info to yourself."

No one thinks you were literally doing that. No one thinks you actually think Morrissey would touch you with a ten foot pole. You contaminate the forums with remarks about your vagina to gross everyone out. Congratulations. You were successful. We all feel sick at the images you create with your crude words. You are not even remotely sexy so any notion of you in any kind of sexual act--especially by yourself--does not turn us on; it turns our stomachs. We don't want to read about your sexual fantasies. They are gross. You are gross. It's like bad, amateur porn; it is distasteful and offensive and is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. It is doubtful that anyone is getting hard by looking at your pics or reading your posts. If they are, they are as vile and desperate as you are.
 
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CrystalGeezer

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Can I please get a nomination for sentence of the day here?

Please reread your quote and tell me what part of this indicates you didn't think I was literally using a speculum to stretch out my vagina?

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No one thinks you were literally doing that. No one thinks you actually think Morrissey would touch you with a ten foot poll. You contaminate the forums with remarks about your vagina to gross everyone out. Congratulations. You were successful. We all feel sick at the images you create with your crude words. You are not even remotely sexy so any notion of you in any kind of sexual act--especially by yourself--does not turn us on; it turns our stomachs. We don't want to read about your sexual fantasies. They are gross. You are gross. It's like bad, amateur porn; it is distasteful and offensive and is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. It is doubtful that anyone is getting hard by looking at your pics or reading your posts. If they are, they are as vile and desperate as you are.

Wow. This is interesting. :popcorn:
 

realitybites

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Can I please get a nomination for sentence of the day here?

Please reread your quote and tell me what part of this indicates you didn't think I was literally using a speculum to stretch out my vagina?

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Wow. This is interesting. :popcorn:

Every.Single.Time. I post something hurtful you grab the popcorn. Now that's what I call emotional eating.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Every.Single.Time. I post something hurtful you grab the popcorn. Now that's what I call emotional eating.

You think you posted something hurtful? Did you nail me to the cross with your all-knowing projection of how EVERY POSTER sees the world around them as though through your megalomanic eyes? Did you then go on to project your hatred of of the female form and by extension your own withered genitalia? You're a f***ing train wreck, grab the f***ing popcorn. f***, your obscene preoccupation with what people put in their mouths is personified by your bizarre empathy for what a f***ing EMOTICON is doing on a loop! Oral fixation much?
 

realitybites

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

You think you posted something hurtful? Did you nail me to the cross with your all-knowing projection of how EVERY POSTER sees the world around them as though through your megalomanic eyes? Did you then go on to project your hatred of of the female form and by extension your own withered genitalia? You're a f***ing train wreck, grab the f***ing popcorn. f***, your obscene preoccupation with what people put in their mouths is personified by your bizarre empathy for what a f***ing EMOTICON is doing on a loop! Oral fixation much?

You try TOO hard to be clever. And fail miserably. Wit should be effortless.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: best thread in the sty in years?

You try TOO hard to be clever. And fail miserably. Wit should be effortless.

I think the last time you didn't NOT believe me was when you were rattled I said I summoned the succubus of Christopher Hitchens and after we f***ed he said he thought you were stupid and an embarrassment to Atheists in general.
 

CrystalGeezer

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No1uno

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

^^^^Really, that was a real conversation. Step right up. No fun, no gentle ribbing, just the best baiting and hating around. Enough to make you appreciate the life you have, as the bulls run through the china shop.
 
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Mozza220559

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

^^^^Really, that was a real conversation. Step right up. No fun, no gentle ribbing, just the best baiting and hating around. Enough to make you appreciate the life you have, as the bulls run through the china shop.

I think you're a prentious, creepy shit-stirring uber c***.
 
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Luke Action McClure

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

No one thinks you were literally doing that. No one thinks you actually think Morrissey would touch you with a ten foot poll. You contaminate the forums with remarks about your vagina to gross everyone out. Congratulations. You were successful. We all feel sick at the images you create with your crude words. You are not even remotely sexy so any notion of you in any kind of sexual act--especially by yourself--does not turn us on; it turns our stomachs. We don't want to read about your sexual fantasies. They are gross. You are gross. It's like bad, amateur porn; it is distasteful and offensive and is the antithesis of an aphrodisiac. It is doubtful that anyone is getting hard by looking at your pics or reading your posts. If they are, they are as vile and desperate as you are.

*pole

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I think you're a prentious, creepy shit-stirring uber c***.

Yeah, he a prick. Most cyclists are.
 
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Luke Action McClure

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Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Thank you.

Apart from that, the post was on the money. I feel very ill when CG speaks about her vagina. I imagine it to be more "stamped bat" than "Chinese mouse's ear" if you catch my meaning...
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: best thread in the sty in years?

Apart from that, the post was on the money. I feel very ill when CG speaks about her vagina. I imagine it to be more "stamped bat" than "Chinese mouse's ear" if you catch my meaning...


Hey! I own my meat curtains. :cool:
 
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