OMG that is HIGHLARIOUS!!!! Those Lies of Morrissey are brilliant.
My faves:
"I've never had a job, because I've never wanted one."
Truth: Morrissey was seen in December 2004 delivering pizza for Domino's in Los Angeles.
"Everyday is like Sunday..."
Truth: This man does not know the days of the week. There is post all week but not Sundays. Last time I checked, I get post on Thursdays.
"There is a light that never goes out"
Truth: What? Where is this light? It would solve global warming!
"The more you ignore me, the closer I get"
Truth: Morrissey comes closer to you at a constant speed whether or not you ignore him. It's just more surprising if you ignore him.
Thank you for posting this!