sexual genius

[chico carreras]

If you're a gay man, you think Morrissey is gay because you want to sleep with him. If you're a straight girl, you think Morrissey digs chicks because you want to sleep with him. If you're a straight man or a lesbian, Morrissey's ambiguity allows you to harbour strange desires to sleep with him even though you would never ordinarily screw a man. Morrissey can't stand the thought of somebody not wanting him, so he makes sure we ALL want him. He's an all-purpose sex object. Which is a very clever strategy.

 

[Fabricio]

I don't want to sleep with him.

> If you're a gay man, you think Morrissey is gay because you want
> to sleep with him. If you're a straight girl, you think
> Morrissey digs chicks because you want to sleep with him. If
> you're a straight man or a lesbian, Morrissey's ambiguity allows
> you to harbour strange desires to sleep with him even though you
> would never ordinarily screw a man. Morrissey can't stand the
> thought of somebody not wanting him, so he makes sure we ALL
> want him. He's an all-purpose sex object. Which is a very clever
> strategy.




A gift to Cili

 

[educated idiot]

Mabey you want to sleep with him But that thought never crossed my mind. I just love his music. What the hell are you talking about.
If
> you're a straight man or a lesbian, Morrissey's ambiguity allows
> you to harbour strange desires to sleep with him even though you
> would never ordinarily screw a man.

 

[Ewe Wantme]

> If you're a gay man, you think Morrissey is gay because you want
> to sleep with him. If you're a straight girl, you think
> Morrissey digs chicks because you want to sleep with him. If
> you're a straight man or a lesbian, Morrissey's ambiguity allows
> you to harbour strange desires to sleep with him even though you
> would never ordinarily screw a man. Morrissey can't stand the
> thought of somebody not wanting him, so he makes sure we ALL
> want him. He's an all-purpose sex object. Which is a very clever
> strategy.

I agree. I'm a barnyard animal who likes Morrissey and I think he's into beastiality!