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  1. CrystalGeezer

    Las Vegas, NV - The Colosseum at Caesars Palace (Sep. 4, 2021) post-show

    I watched a poor guy puke all over the place. I hope he’s okay he didn’t look good. He was by himself.
  2. CrystalGeezer

    Las Vegas, NV - The Colosseum at Caesars Palace (Sep. 4, 2021) post-show

    Musings from the food court while sober myself up (mall culture ftw!): So…I’m a little slow on the uptake bc I’ve been doing baseball stuff. Alain giving Boz a break? I f***ing love that. Morrissey was egging us on to invade during the penultimate sing bc he knew the fig machine would be...
  3. CrystalGeezer

    Las Vegas, NV - The Colosseum at Caesars Palace (Sep. 2, 2021) post-show

    I’m pretty sure there’s a bazillion people in Vegas today. Mask up Moz fans! Catch you tonight at the show!
  4. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Vegas or bust losers!
  5. CrystalGeezer

    Official Facebook Cruel World confirmed, Pasadena CA., May 14, 2022 - tickets on sale June 11, 2021

    This is the Oldchella I’ve been waiting for my whole life. 😂
  6. CrystalGeezer

    Sylvain Sylvain dies (January 13, 2021)

    Condolences, spm. That’s a big one. :(
  7. CrystalGeezer

    What song are you listening to right now?

    Omg this one is so good.
  8. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Du bist so beschissen. Ich fühle mich irgendwie schlecht, aber du weißt schon. Einige Mädchen Mütter sind größer als andere Mädchen Mütter und all das.
  9. CrystalGeezer

    What song are you listening to right now?

    Do you want me to sign this?
  10. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Morrissey, where were you on the night of June 3rd, 1995? :unsure: I’m having a manic episode bc of boredom and i want to get to the bottom of this idea that you murdered a lady in Oslo and have been talking to her ghost on your albums ever since and “read” the Nobel Peace Concert next to the...
  11. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
  12. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Imagine being murdered for eating a sausage. 😂
  13. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    My avatar is a train wreck. *blows nails and walks into the sunset*
  14. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "I DON’T KNOW WHY MY MOTHER IS DEAD" (August 23, 2020)

    This is the most honest Morrissey post I've read in ten years.
  15. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Okay who needs a cuddle and some sleep. You be gold pillows I’ll be me. Night night.
  16. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "BORN SORRY" (August 19, 2020)

    Omg calm your tits. The sea wants to take me is a metaphor for crying salty tears. He’s not going to kill himself jesus.
  17. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "Mamma Lay Softly" (August 15, 2020)

    I’m not, I’m Autistic. I wish him well as he processes her passing. As a member of Dead Moms Club I’d like to warn him she will creep up on him in the strangest and most delightful ways. A song played in a grocery store, a random bird, a kid. It’s strangely fun to witness. In a few weeks of...
  18. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "Mamma Lay Softly" (August 15, 2020)

    I felt a strange sense of freedom moments after my mom died. I didn't have to take care of someone anymore. You guys are so f***ing sensitive. Also it's no secret she smothered him, I'll say it again, welcome to freedom, Morrissey.
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