Hay Festival

[LR]

When I phoned the Hay Festival Box Office today the girl I spoke to claimed that they didn't know where the Morrissey story had come from and as far as they know he hasn't been asked to appear.

 

[Petty Pretty Please]

MORRISSEY PLEASE!!! Please play the Hay Festival!

Anyone know if he really truly isn't going to?
(Hold out hope...)