SparkleBoy
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He is standing at the urinal beside yours. Do you peek?!
Morrissey taking a leak: do You peek?
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Mozza220559
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Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Morrissey should take a big steamy piss all over this thread.
Morrissey should take a big steamy piss all over this thread.
SparkleBoy
worships Johnny Thunders
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
I love golden showers...I hope you're right!
Anyways, people all over this site talk about sex and sexuality related to Moz, so why not get down to basics? Nobody here is ever gonna make out with him, but there is a chance someone may be in the same bathroom as him one day.
I love golden showers...I hope you're right!
Anyways, people all over this site talk about sex and sexuality related to Moz, so why not get down to basics? Nobody here is ever gonna make out with him, but there is a chance someone may be in the same bathroom as him one day.
Mozza220559
Surmontil 50
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Morrissey would never go into a urinal. He'd probably just piss into Innocent Smoothie carton and get Jake to hold it then he'd lob it out of his limo window. Soaking Mike Joyce
Morrissey would never go into a urinal. He'd probably just piss into Innocent Smoothie carton and get Jake to hold it then he'd lob it out of his limo window. Soaking Mike Joyce
SparkleBoy
worships Johnny Thunders
Soil Falling Over
Happy outsider
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Temptation to peak wouldn't necessarily be sexual. He's made quips implying not all is right down there, hasn't he? Some big nose here will find the quote implying genital deformities.... Oh come on, any caring fan would have to know.
Then there is:
Because of this strange indentation
I live my life without affection
Kind hearted view me and say
"Thank God that's not me"
Come on, you'd want to see if there is a meaning to that lyric
Temptation to peak wouldn't necessarily be sexual. He's made quips implying not all is right down there, hasn't he? Some big nose here will find the quote implying genital deformities.... Oh come on, any caring fan would have to know.
Then there is:
Because of this strange indentation
I live my life without affection
Kind hearted view me and say
"Thank God that's not me"
Come on, you'd want to see if there is a meaning to that lyric
Amy
from the Ice Age to the dole age
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
It might mean his jaw/chin, haha.
It might mean his jaw/chin, haha.
D
Dave
Guest
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Maybe he has a doll-crotch.
Maybe he has a doll-crotch.
D
DAVIE
Guest
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Do many people use urianals still? I use the lavs...however I'm not one of them evil basterds that piss all over the toilet seat and expect some poor old bugger to sit down on it! grrr!
Do many people use urianals still? I use the lavs...however I'm not one of them evil basterds that piss all over the toilet seat and expect some poor old bugger to sit down on it! grrr!
Barking
Dogshow Business
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Davie, would you be offended or scared if, in spite of my managerial duties, I made some kind of perverted move on you?
...Do you like movies about gladioli?
Davie, would you be offended or scared if, in spite of my managerial duties, I made some kind of perverted move on you? ...Do you like movies about gladioli?
Media Whore
Nowhere. Everywhere.
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
I wouldn't be meek.
I would take a peek.
Maybe even grab a cheek.
I bet he is hung like a leek.
I wouldn't be meek.
I would take a peek.
Maybe even grab a cheek.
I bet he is hung like a leek.
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Dave Jay
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
Ode to Public Urinals.
What is it that all men see
When they stand to have a piss ?
They stare 2 feet, above their heads
At something that I miss.
I stare hard at the toilet wall
Hoping to see something one day.
But most times I sadly shake my head
And tuck my Thing away.
Ode to Public Urinals.
What is it that all men see
When they stand to have a piss ?
They stare 2 feet, above their heads
At something that I miss.
I stare hard at the toilet wall
Hoping to see something one day.
But most times I sadly shake my head
And tuck my Thing away.
Barking
Dogshow Business
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
So good, it could have been written on the wall by the Poet laureate's hand (while the other held the whole wide world)
So good, it could have been written on the wall by the Poet laureate's hand (while the other held the whole wide world)
D
DAVIE
Guest
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
I don't mind if you make a perverted move on me....in fact, I may enjoy it
...Do you like movies about gladioli?
I don't mind if you make a perverted move on me....in fact, I may enjoy it
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Dave Jay
Re: Morrissey Taking a Leak: Do You Peek?!
..Slightly Off-topic, but...I have stood next to Peter Hook, and John Otway, whilst having a pee...NOT at the same time...).
here's (another) poem to celebrate the fact:-
As Peter Hook Unzipped his fly,
I thought "That's the Joy Division guy"
You are wondering now...well, Did I look..??
Of Course I did!!! It was Peter hook!!
When John Otway did unleash his beast
I gave my eyes another feast
I'd never done this sort of thing before,
But pop-stars dicks are hard to ignore!!.
..Slightly Off-topic, but...I have stood next to Peter Hook, and John Otway, whilst having a pee...NOT at the same time...).
here's (another) poem to celebrate the fact:-
As Peter Hook Unzipped his fly,
I thought "That's the Joy Division guy"
You are wondering now...well, Did I look..??
Of Course I did!!! It was Peter hook!!
When John Otway did unleash his beast
I gave my eyes another feast
I'd never done this sort of thing before,
But pop-stars dicks are hard to ignore!!.
Buzzetta
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
No but I have an fun story to share.
So I am at Yankee Stadium last Saturday and it was the second game of the season. My friend and I figure we go to the bathroom before we hit the subway to head back to Brooklyn. Once we get in we notice a crowd watching some guy about to pee. As someone walks in they are immedately behind the guy. There is a whole crowd behind this guy. We are like what the ?
It turns out, it is this guy with no legs. His legs either never formed or he had them amputated but regardless there was nothing below the hip. He wheels himself to the urinal then waddles across his wheelchair seat until he is almost in the urinal itself and then proceeds to do his business.
Crazy shit.
I mean... How do you not look t see what the crowd is watching? I don't know if he realized that a whole crowd was watching him. I had to go do my business and then hurry to catch a train...
So I am at Yankee Stadium last Saturday and it was the second game of the season. My friend and I figure we go to the bathroom before we hit the subway to head back to Brooklyn. Once we get in we notice a crowd watching some guy about to pee. As someone walks in they are immedately behind the guy. There is a whole crowd behind this guy. We are like what the ?
It turns out, it is this guy with no legs. His legs either never formed or he had them amputated but regardless there was nothing below the hip. He wheels himself to the urinal then waddles across his wheelchair seat until he is almost in the urinal itself and then proceeds to do his business.
Crazy shit.
I mean... How do you not look t see what the crowd is watching? I don't know if he realized that a whole crowd was watching him. I had to go do my business and then hurry to catch a train...
D
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