I don't think i do look like him. And i wont even check to see what the unibomber looks like..
I have enough troubles already..
It's probably just the crazed loner look that i have, though i am really gentle...
The story was great. Beautifully told, because you know it's something a Granny would say. Tattoo's are all the rage these days and i should really get one. Was it sore and stuff?
What are flappers? I thought it was a typo and you meant slapper? But then your granny wouldn't refer to her own mum as such a thing. Unless she's the most humourous Granny in the world. I think you have a real gem there..
I usually get sick at New Year and i've had a cold for three months..
I hope you feel better soon and any more verbal gems from Granny would be eagerly appreciated...