Bloody Great

[Daddy Cool]

I was trying to close some curtains while standing on a bed and fell off.

Peter

This sounds like the kind of excuse a beaten wife gives to protect her husband. Are you secretly an abused spouse? You can tell us. We can get you to safe accommodation.

 

[therightone]

More prosaic than that. I was trying to close some curtains while standing on a bed and fell off.

Peter

Likely story skinny...you know you were doing air guitar and mid air splits when things went awry...

 

[jamescagney]

Sex-related injury?

Always warm up first.

 

[sweetness522]

Get well soon, Peter. Good news about the painkillers.

Yes, most accidents happen at home while we are doing the most random of tasks.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I hope you feel better. I have a soft spot for injured ankles.