Funny PM from "BrumieBoy"

[nothappynotsad]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'll cut you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?

 

[Iona Mink]

PM me some nudes of yourself first (or in black undies of you're the shy sort)

and then I'll fill your inbox with goodness.

Now why would I do that?

Like I said, you are the three fighting over it and come on, be honest, you know you want to. Just show us. It is the pigsty and all...

 

[Iona Mink]

I'll cut you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?

Cut me with your rapier wit will ye?

 

[nothappynotsad]

Now why would I do that?

Like I said, you are the three fighting over it and come on, be honest, you know you want to. Just show us. It is the pigsty and all...

If you ever mention my fiance's junk again, I will tear your pseudo-intellectual head off.

 

[Iona Mink]

If you ever mention my fiance's junk again, I will tear your pseudo-intellectual head off.

You're going out with Thesmithsmorrissey?

 

[nothappynotsad]

You're going out with Thesmithsmorrissey?

Only on the side.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Only on the side.

So that's how I got chlamydia...

 

[nothappynotsad]

So that's how I got chlamydia...

Totes. Sorry about that.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Well, I can imagine. I hear he is inundated with scores of tattooed women desperately a piece.

Remove two letters and I think you just described his stint in prison...

 

[Iona Mink]

Only on the side.

Well, I can imagine. I hear he is inundated with scores of tattooed women desperately wanting a piece.

Again, I feel confident when I say I think we all want to see it. Then the score shall be settled. Whoever has the biggest wins. And let nothing more be said about it.

 

[Iona Mink]

Remove two letters and I think you just described his stint in prison...

Women wanted a pie?

Hmmm, pie....

 

[nothappynotsad]

Well, I can imagine. I hear he is inundated with scores of tattooed women desperately wanting a piece.

Again, I feel confident when I say I think we all want to see it. Then the score shall be settled. Whoever has the biggest wins. And let nothing more be said about it.

I'll definitely win.

 

[nothappynotsad]

Women wanted a pie?

Hmmm, pie....

I hear that was his nickname in prison. Everyone got a piece.

 

[Iona Mink]

I'll definitely win.

You say that but I don't know. I need proof. I'm sure Thesmithsmorrissey's other half would give an equally steadfast argument.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You say that but I don't know. I need proof. I'm sure Thesmithsmorrissey's other half would give an equally steadfast argument.

Don't you mean 'other hand'?

 

[Iona Mink]

Don't you mean 'other hand'?

You say to-may-toh, I say to-mah-toh.

Anyway, are you going to show us?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I hear that was his nickname in prison. Everyone got a piece.

He went in cherry. He left mincemeat.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You say to-may-toh, I say to-mah-toh.

Anyway, are you going to show us?

But...she's watching.

 

[nothappynotsad]

But...she's watching.

Well, I suppose it's big enough to share. But just this once!

 

[Iona Mink]

But...she's watching.

Well, I suppose it's big enough to share. But just this once!

Well, I can understand your reticence. Let's say you all make a pact to do it. Pick a time and we'll assume this is the place and you all post at once.

Then it's fair.