I missed meeting Paris in real life last year. I was going to go to her house
when I went to Los Angeles to see Morrissey at the Hollywood Bowl, but they put her back in jail while I was on the way there. Really, they posted a picture of her house in the paper and said what street corner it was on,
and back then there were always pictures of her signing autographs for people outside her house so I was going to do that. The last I read she lived in a gated community like Britney so it's harder to meet her now.