Well, I have it on good authority that Simon Le Bon, Morten Harket and Kim Wilde all love tzatziki! So that self-respecting 80's icon cucumber theory doesn't hold water, Johnny... Cucumber does.
It must be just because you're from Manchester, then.
Pedantry? It's obviously just for a laugh. We can go back to discussing other riveting topics like Morrissey's body hair, or how shit his band is for the millionth time, if you'd prefer?
I wonder if he hates tomatoes. Those are kinda like cucumbers in terms of consistency? Cucumbers are good, especially sliced and iced cold with a little salt and a cold beer.
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