Ah yes, the Damon-connection is indeed an intriguing one. Because if he is his boyfriend, the whole "carry my bags", "salt my chips", "always walk behind me", "don't sit next to me" etc. - things are very strange or they have some kind of unusual relationship dynamic going on (no judgement, just observation). If he is his assistant, as in employee, he has his position for a heck of a long time now, it's been more than 10 years I believe, which in Morrissey world is extremely unusual especially considering its a position being that close to him and his personal wishes. But that would also apply to them being in a relationship. I don't know, if both possibilities combined would work out for this long time? But nevertheless, whatever he is, he seems to be doing something right and a constant companion, which is nice and kinda sweet. I hope he's fine with the submissiveness he has to display in public but maybe it's part of their arrangement to keep their status indefinable to the public eye.