nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
I've just come back from a birthady party and I drank far too much whit e wine. Need to drink lots aof water now.
hahaha, i can tell!
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hahaha, i can tell!
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
Aww nugzie.I smell of cigarettes and I don't even somoek.
aw, baby its okay, i dont somoek either.
nugz
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haha, its okay. it's amusing
My head's spinning. I don't dare to go to bed yet. How are you, my dearest?
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
I'm alright. just ate dinner. i wanna go out later but i really cant afford it cuz I need to save my monies for all my Morrissey shows/partying I'll be doing next week. but I decided I'm gonna just take like 30 bucks, and LEAVE MY DEBIT CARD AT HOME, and just go to my neighborhood bar and drink cheap. haha. im awful.
I just know I won't be able to stay in until Sunday night. I'll go 
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Or Shallow Grave.
I'm alright. just ate dinner. i wanna go out later but i really cant afford it cuz I need to save my monies for all my Morrissey shows/partying I'll be doing next week. but I decided I'm gonna just take like 30 bucks, and LEAVE MY DEBIT CARD AT HOME, and just go to my neighborhood bar and drink cheap. haha. im awful.
We went to a pub for this birthday party, had a very good time, good food, nice booze, and then we wanted to pay our share before we left, and they didn't let us. The birthday boy (my bff's hubby) paid it all!
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
We went to a pub for this birthday party, had a very good time, good food, nice booze, and then we wanted to pay our share before we left, and they didn't let us. The birthday boy (my bff's hubby) paid it all!
the birthday person isnt supposed to pay anything!! that was nice of him though.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
I think it's time to play Rock Band.
ringrosso
Throbbing Member
Yep! I'm the master of understatement & don't want to say something that I can't worm my way out of later.
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jesuisbryony
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Some moron in a Jaguar (irrelevant but it shows how fast they were able to go) was trying to cut up another car and nearly hit my dad's, which I was in. Luckily, he breaked in time but I hate people getting away with it as we could see they did it again once when we were further down the fairly busy road. 
Yet another reason why I do not want to learn to drive.
Yet another reason why I do not want to learn to drive.
theneverplayedsymphony
The World's Forgotten Boy
They just said on the news, at the intro:
"Post-mortem shows man was killed by multiple bullet wounds!" I shouldn't laugh, but it sounds like something out of the Onion!
"Post-mortem shows man was killed by multiple bullet wounds!" I shouldn't laugh, but it sounds like something out of the Onion!
virtually dead
Simply Thrilled, Honey
Took me a while to realise the humour, but it's because it would be evident that the man had died from multiple bullet wounds
Bear with me, I've not had enough sleep and spent the day walking around Glasgow with a massive electric blue placard baring the words 'I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED'.
jesuisbryony
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and he would have had to die to have the post-mortem in the first place.
Why's that?
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