I had the most fantastic dream I’ve ever had. I’ll start with the last thing that happened. I was picking ice off an animal, and a woman said “You want to be an animal activist? That’s a big job.”, and I answered that I was just doing something with my hands. Before that, a Morrissey impersonator sang a Morrissey or Smiths song, I think it was This Charming Man, and I knew he wasn’t Morrissey, but I touched him. I don’t know why. Before that, there was two women, dressed to the nines, and gorgeous, walking by me flirtatiously. Before that, I had wrestled Russel Brand’s car and bodyguards to sit with him. I told him that I don’t like fire decorations, and that I didn’t want him to drink, and would he please connect me to Morrissey. Two young men smiled heartily, hearing that. Russell had been yapping at me before that, which reminded me to ask him to get me with Morrissey. Before that, Jack the Ripper played outside my apartment in a house on E 11th street in Mount Pleasant, and I ran out to get in the car with Morrissey, but it was Brand in the car. Before that, I was given a little purse or wallet that had a yearly bus pass in it, to replace my stolen bus pass, and I forget what else. Before that, I growled at a martial arts master who was trying to frighten me with two men with him. He backed off. Before that, I was throwing people out of my apartment because they’d been stealing me blind. I’d also been throwing out their expensive things, including stereo equipment and even Smiths and Morrissey CD’s. I said “They’re just things. They’re not Morrissey!”. Before that, I was hanging out with some pauper guy who seemed kind of cool. He ended up taking my shoes, and so I had to wear his. They had velcro straps. That’s all I remember. So, I woke up about to be with Morrissey, and I was touching the make believe Morrissey (impersonator), knowing it wasn’t him, but kind of pretending it was, and not being violent, though I still had potential violence in my blood. I touched him very gently. No, I woke up picking ice off an animal. I was still waiting for Morrissey to show up.