The "Make an Excuse for Morrissey" challenge

[mozzette]

me tiddler got caught in me fly....

 

[VacancyForABackscrubber]

He got held up by a flock of cows/bulls/mice/dogs/lizards/Russell Brands.

Damn, where did my imagination go?

 

[Mclenarr]

He's on his period!

 

[VetTechOnFire]

His alarm clock did not go off....

The power went out....

His grandfather/grandmother(insert aunt/uncle or some other relative) died.....

His dog ate the set list.....

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

Wait, let's not use those now. He'll need those if he cancels Chicago.

Poor guy.

 

[bored]

Not only is Mike Joyce trying to catch me and take my money but now Jeff Beck insists on touring with me.

 

[bored]

His dog ate the set list.....

We can only hope. The Myrtle Beach one kinda sucked.

 

[bysshe]

"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

Wait, let's not use those now. He'll need those if he cancels Chicago.

Poor guy.

I love you.

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

I'll be frank guys, I just couldn't be f***ing arsed.

Love PTxx.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I love you.

I love you too. Maybe we're soulmates? Let's ask CG.

 

[Mclenarr]

I'm so self-obsessed i can't drag myself from the site dediccated to me called Morrisey solo. Look if they can call gambling a debiltating medical condition then surely being addicted to oneself is an illness too? I'm still stil ill!

 

[VetTechOnFire]

I was abducted by aliens.....

 

[Uncleskinny]

I'm so self-obsessed i can't drag myself from the site dediccated to me called Morrisey solo. Look if they can call gambling a debiltating medical condition then surely being addicted to oneself is an illness too? I'm still stil ill!

Are you drunk?

 

[bysshe]

I love you too. Maybe we're soulmates? Let's ask CG.

Do you hate Illinois Nazis, too?

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Do you hate Illinois Nazis, too?

Of course.

 

[oye terence]

He did not have enough coins for the meter.

 

[VetTechOnFire]

He was arrested for unpaid parking tickets and could not make bail....

 

[Kilt Uncle]

"The cat ate my Set-List."

 

[Lemon]

I had temporary amnesia and forgot I had a gig.........

 

[bysshe]

Of course.

Darling, we're meant to be.