Unreleased Morrissey Lyrics

[Peppermint]

Probably spent a lot of time in cemeteries, still can't spell the word cemetery.

Well, yes. But at least he actually wrote that one.

 

[g23]

Pretty sure he can spell sycophant, he's got enough of them in his life.

Yeah, but any time he starts to write it, it comes out funny. "J-E-S-S- no, that's not right... S-A-M-M-Y- no, that's not it either. Fellas, how do you spell sycophant?"

"Anyway you want to boss! Sounds GREAT!"

 

[Anonymous]

The one I love never even looked my way
but that's okay
(Ooh Oh Ooh Oh)
because I can salt my own chips now
I've got it all figured out
(Ooh Oh Ooh Oh)

This is a clearly a dirty FAKE. Morrissey would never salt his own chips.

 

[mcrickson]

Morrissey has given me permission to show you all some profound lyrics he has recently penned:

There's a royal wedding today
but I'm not feeling gay
the only thing that'd make me smile
is a well-timed fart
as they walked up the aisle

Gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't a Morrissey lyric.

 

[madasun]

Exactly

 

[madasun]

Gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't a Morrissey lyric.

Opinion is your right

 

[g23]

I have it on good authority that Morrissey wrote this haiku on the crapper

Broccoli wind storm
shower curtain like a sail
from my forceful gale

 

[Anonymous]

For those on the the verge

Interesting. So like Moosolo nowadays, he's obsessed with Johnny?

I too kind of associate Johnny with the word "verge". It's the way he holds his guitar.
( Stop Vegancrocro, you have to check the dictionary before replying!)

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't a Morrissey lyric.

I don’t know...this is the same Morrissey that wrote “Gay, I lay awake”, right?