a prayer to morrissey

[constantin constantius]

o farther, who art in america, hallowed was thy mame.

o lord, o mighty miserable one,
where hast gone thy famous quiff,
not that i mind, you still look
better than fat bastard robert smith.

o lord i have failed thee,
i cannot be as unhappy as thou art
though i'm never happy and i never laugh,
its just i can't stop smiling when i fart.

o lord, thy child mimi has blasphemed,
she saith thou write not thy songs,
so could i kill her to rigth her wrongs.

o lord, come back home to dear old bligthy
and i'll gladly bugger thee rigth up the @#!!!ey.

 

[Jim]

Uh, is it common for Morrissey fans to threaten to kill one another?

 

[Cinderella]

Re: a prayer to morrissey - and a smack in the eye

> Uh, is it common for Morrissey fans to threaten to kill one
> another?

Oh yes. In fact you could probably go as far as to say it was the norm.

Just think of the blood that could be shed over the

'I like him more'
'no, I like him more'
'oh yeah, well I bet he'd like me more than you if he met us both'

argument...need I say more?!

 

[somnium]

OOOOOOOhh... well, dear, that sounds freak,... Did you write that by your own? hmmmmm, I am very disapointed. No talent at all... even for a silly joke...

 

[somnium]

> Uh, is it common for Morrissey fans to threaten to kill one
> another?

not REAL fans.

 

[Mimi]

> o lord, thy child mimi has blasphemed,
> she saith thou write not thy songs,
> so could i kill her to rigth her wrongs.

Ahhhh - thank you I feel so honoured to be included in your nighttime prayers. Well I assume this is your definition of sarkasm - since I recall you being one of the people who complained about the harsh tone on this board you couldn't possibly be so stupid and hypocritical to start riding the same train. And again - oh shame on me - I have to insist that I was only telling the truth....while you're busy pitying yourself and Morrissey, why don't you check the credits on your cd,hu?

The Queen is dead: Words by Morrissey / Music by Johnny Marr
Strangeways: Words by Morrissey / Music by Johnny Marr
Kill Uncle: All songs written by Morrissey/Nevin except..Morrissey/Langer
Southpaw:Tracks 1,2 Morrissey/Boorer, Tracks3,4,5,6,7,8,Morrissey/ Whyte....

Well I could say more but you get the general idea.....

Tell me friends - do I try in vain with this person??????

 

[somnium]

> Tell me friends - do I try in vain with this person??????

yeah... and it is strange his way to express himself since I REMEBER he used to be sooooo concerned about "abuse"... remember, Mimi?

 

[Mimi]

> yeah... and it is strange his way to express himself since I
> REMEBER he used to be sooooo concerned about
> "abuse"... remember, Mimi?

Exactly..... I dunno, these days I halfway expect him to tell me that it was all a joke and he led me on through this whole stupid discussion. I can't believe someone could be so stubborn. I mean to sit there and insist that I'm trying to take something away from Morrissey - oh pu-leeaase.......

 

[Jim]

This is the same guy who insisted that November Spawned A Monster would be better if Morrissey and the subject found Jesus Christ. I always knew Christians were murderers at heart.

 

[hnia]

> OOOOOOOhh... well, dear, that sounds freak,... Did you write
> that by your own? hmmmmm, I am very disapointed. No talent at
> all... even for a silly joke...

Agreed. Scrap that one and start over!

hnia

 

[constantin constantius]

> Uh, is it common for Morrissey fans to threaten to kill one
> another?

i admit it was very crass and silly but it was meant to be taken in a ligth-hearted ironic way. i certainly don't dislike mimi and i certainly don't won't to kill her. i think the problem lies in the internet itself: its a completely depersonilized medium. all you can see is a set of egos and opinions, and its easy to demonize people when you haven't actually met them... so its no wonder,when most of us start off a debate with the best and highest intentions, more times than not it seems to degenerate into insults and fisty cuffs; but i think in real life were nicer and more civilised than we somtimes appear to be on this board - even greasetea!

 

[Jim]

but i think in real
> life were nicer and more civilised than we somtimes appear to be
> on this board

Agreed. I know I often come off sounding more accusatory and meaner than I intended to. I really don't HATE you... per se. (heh) I just disagree with most everything you post.

 

[constantin constantius]

> This is the same guy who insisted that November Spawned A
> Monster would be better if Morrissey and the subject found Jesus
> Christ. I always knew Christians were murderers at heart.

damn! now you've robbed me of another illusion. for years i thought morrissey was a genius until mimi came along and corrected my view, and now i find mother teresa, who i always believed was a saintly woman, is nothing but a murderer. god! why do i always get things wrong!

 

[Jim]

Mother Teresa was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

 

[somnium]

> damn! now you've robbed me of another illusion. for years i
> thought morrissey was a genius until mimi came along and
> corrected my view, and now i find mother teresa, who i always
> believed was a saintly woman, is nothing but a murderer. god!
> why do i always get things wrong!

BECAUSE YOU ARE "JUST A LITTLE" NAIVE. BESIDES, IF YOU THINK MOZ IS A GENIUS, ... WHY DO YOU NEED US TO SUPPORT YOUR THOUGHTS???? I MEAN, IF YOU CAN NOT STAND WHEN A PERSON COMES TO CORRECT YOUR VIEW... SO, THAT'S VERY SAD.......FOR YOU

 

[somnium]

> This is the same guy who insisted that November Spawned A
> Monster would be better if Morrissey and the subject found Jesus
> Christ. I always knew Christians were murderers at heart.

CORRECT... THE SAME GUY, WITHOUT HIS DISGUISE "THIS TIME"...

 

[constantin constantius]

> BECAUSE YOU ARE "JUST A LITTLE" NAIVE. BESIDES, IF YOU
> THINK MOZ IS A GENIUS, ... WHY DO YOU NEED US TO SUPPORT YOUR
> THOUGHTS???? I MEAN, IF YOU CAN NOT STAND WHEN A PERSON COMES TO
> CORRECT YOUR VIEW... SO, THAT'S VERY SAD.......FOR YOU

well, i don't need your thoughts to support me because its petty obviuos you don't have any.

by the way don't shout you'll wake the neighbours.

 

[somnium]

> well, i don't need your thoughts to support me because its petty
> obviuos you don't have any.

> by the way don't shout you'll wake the neighbours.

YOU ARE SO UNPOLITE... YES I'VE GOT LOTS OF THOUGHTS, BUT THOSE ARE NOT FOR "PEOPLE LIKE YOU"... YOU SEEM TO BE A CONFUSED PERSON, FOR ALL YOU WROTE HERE BY NOW. BY THE WAY... I SHOUT AS MUCH AS I WANT... POOR LITTLE DARLING...

 

[somnium]

> well, i don't need your thoughts to support me because its petty
> obviuos you don't have any.

> by the way don't shout you'll wake the neighbours.

hey, just one more thing... I am not your enemy, and in fact I enjoy some of your thoughts... but you don't need to get yourself so serious... DO YOU?????? (I'm shouting)...

 

[Mimi]

> i admit it was very crass and silly but it was meant to be taken
> in a ligth-hearted ironic way. i certainly don't dislike mimi
> and i certainly don't won't to kill her. i think the problem
> lies in the internet itself: its a completely depersonilized
> medium. all you can see is a set of egos and opinions, and its
> easy to demonize people when you haven't actually met them... so
> its no wonder,when most of us start off a debate with the best
> and highest intentions, more times than not it seems to
> degenerate into insults and fisty cuffs; but i think in real
> life were nicer and more civilised than we somtimes appear to be
> on this board - even greasetea!

Such wise words....but then you know I don't recall insulting you! I didn't really take that threat seriously so don't worry...I think it's just stupid to start fighting over such bland or indeed any subject. If you really knew we you'd be assured that I'm yer original peaslerveandharmoni character and the very idea of me insulting anyone is ridiculous....;-)

Peace??