Can I start the rumour that I overheard a bloke in the pub who says he knows Johnny Marr and that he's planning something very special for Morrissey's 50th birthday...
Just a rumour...but I have my tickets...just in case
Now THAT, I could actually see. For perhaps one song, the encore, at Moz's birthday gig. Boz and Jesse scram and out comes Johnny. It doesn't seem too far-fetched, at least to me