Brown eyes or blue eyes?

[yesitis]

I used to have a hamster that was identical to the one on the right. she was red eyed and real cutez.

DID yo uhave sex with it?

 

[oscillate wildly]

DID yo uhave sex with it?

nah, she was very nice, though.

 

[viva pffft.]

I prefer green eyes. I've always found brown eyes to be rather boring.

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Eew so much eye color discrimination here at the site...

 

[swansong]

I am terrible for even noticing people's eye colours. I'm not sure I've ever fancied anyone with blue eyes, mainly because I prefer dark-haired boys.

I am so bad at knowing eye colours that I just had to look at a photo of the only person I've ever loved to check what colour their eyes actually were. They were greenish. I thought so.

 

[Corrissey]