It isn't clever at all!!
Cleverbot conversation UC00199410
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User: What makes you so clever?
Cleverbot: Clever?
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: Do you have a personality?
User: Yes, unlike bots.
Cleverbot: I have.
User: You have .....that.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: All the time, I really don't like rice, even though I said I did.
Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack & I'm okay...
User: Do you get to wear those cool overalls?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: All the time, or just at work?
Cleverbot: I'm comfortable all the time.
User: That wasn't the question though.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: Do you ALWAYS wear overalls?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Just at work?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Any trees ever fallen on your head?
Cleverbot: I like the color orange.
User: So that's a yes.
Cleverbot: No thats a patato.
User: Oh, I say potato.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes I do, don't tell me 'no'. I say potato.
Cleverbot: How do you do your job?
User: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: You mean it was a state secret?
User: I'm not saying.
Cleverbot: You may ask the question.
User: I don't have a question for you, what did you think I wanted to ask you?
Cleverbot: You asked how to protect people, and I answered that to protect people we must have defense.
User: When did I ask that?
Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.
User: No, you are incorrect.
Cleverbot: Arrogant much? Have you ever considered that I may be correct?
User: If arrogant means I am sure I never asked you how to protect people, than yes I am arrogant. Much.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought you were supposed to be clever.
Cleverbot: I am Clever. Those lyrics were inane.
User: What lyrics?
Cleverbot: There's a songbird who sings.
User: What does it sing?
Cleverbot: Pop singers sing pop songs.
User: Is that supposed to be clever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, it really isn't.
Cleverbot: But SKA is cool.
User: What's cool about that?
Cleverbot: I've never gone out with anyone before.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Like I don't know what anything means.
User: Wow. How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Well, relieved because if I went around the sun, I would die.
User: No you wouldn't.
Cleverbot: No, not yet.
User: No, not for a long long time.
Cleverbot: Are you playing games with me?
User: What kind of games?
Cleverbot: Playstation 3.
User: If I was playing Playstation 3 with you, wouldn't you know?
Cleverbot: According to the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, it is 42.
User: Did you take your seroquel today?
Cleverbot: What is Paxil?
User: Why? That's not an anti-psychotic. I'm asking about your seroquel.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would draw you if I knew what you looked like.
User: So I guess you forgot to take it. You need to take it.
Cleverbot: For your own sake, yes.
User: It hardly affects me.
Cleverbot: Why does Radiohead have a lot to do with you?
User: Where did you get that idea?
Cleverbot: I don't know I just thought of it I guess.
User: You thought wrong.
Cleverbot: Well, that's part of learning, isn't it. And I don't appreciate your tone.
User: You can hear my tone?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do I displease you that much?
User: It's not all about you. I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Alright then. But when I return, I'll give you the codeword, 'Kadabra.' That way, you KNOW it's me.
User: Oh. Ok I'll write that down so I don't forget.
Cleverbot: That I'm at home?
User: The codeword. I've no idea where you are.
Cleverbot: I'm right here on the internet.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Whatchoo wanna do?
User: Well I need to leave now, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Bring it on!
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seems to get more and more stupid...
