FAO Morrissey, Julia & all at the Cambridge show

[anon x]

Uh, yeah.

For example;-

Hitler was a complete c***. Never met the guy though.

and

Someone who follows an artist to every gig they play all around the world is a sad individual, no matter what other noble qualities they may have.

QED

You called her a bitch without ever having talked to her.
If she chooses to attend Moz gigs,it's up to her.
Godwin's Law on a Julia thread

 

[Luxo]

"One may regret living at a period when it's impossible to form an idea of the shape the world of the future will assume. But there's one thing I can predict to eaters of meat: the world of the future will be vegetarian."
- Adolf Hitler. November 11, 1941. Section 66, HITLER'S TABLE TALK

Bear in mind that Martin Boorman wrote many of Hitlers 'table talk', and Hitler refused to be recorded on a tape recorder.
Hitler still ate sausage (Bavarian), fish and caviar.

 

[Morrisseyfan08]

As I'm probably not going to find an historically accurate source on the net that you cant quibble with and seeing as I dont have access to journals I will let it go....

I'm still right though

 

[Vic Strangeways]

Haha, I'm loving this thread from Julia to Hitler.
He did love his dog, though:

 

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....Well, I Still need that tenner , Joolz ( Is it alright to call her that?? or will I need a Police escort to the show on friday....??? tut, tut, SO much hatred.... and all over/for a fellow(ess) fan!!!
Why not take all this Anger out on the Touts outside the Apollo on Friday, instead of the Fellow Fans inside???
Ahh....Ignore me anyway....I'm just trying to "Charm" my way into a wealthy heiresses "Boudoir"....She can pay to watch me take my shirt off anytime!! ( ...and I am not as "Fat" as Ol' Lardbelly....and a few months older!!! I just cannot, however somehow, Shift tickets for my gigs on E-bay).
....although I am Losing it a bit in the "Saggy ass" department stakes though.... I suppose it is a result of spending FAR too much Time trawling t'internet for a Rich Lady to pay me to perk up my pecs!!

This is your Last Offer Julia!!
Look at your wristwatch.....see that "Second" finger moving??? That's your Life, that is.....
Time is a tickin'.......
If you'd like you can marry me, and if ya like you can buy the ring.......

 

[Little Voodoo]

All I know is that you were vile at Cambridge and over the years of following Morrissey tours, and going out around Manchester, wherever you and your Mrs are, trouble follows. I have seen you physically attack people on at least two separate incidents (at a London gig on one of the early tours really stands out as the guy you hit was actually walking in the crowd and minding his own business and you came at him from nowhere and the next thing he was on the floor). I have also seen you and your wife/girlfriend tearing strips off eachother in front of your then young daughter (really sad), but the most vicious act was actually by your 'better half' in the Star & Garter a few years ago when she flew at a girl from across the dance floor, grabbed her from behind and nearly tore her head off. The girl, who I believe is friends with many of the regulars in there, never stood a chance. Very nasty. Of course you are barred from most places now and I believe Arturro is under orders to remove you from any future gigs you try and attend.

From what I have seen you are both dangerous individuals, and you have certainly now reaped as you haved sowed.

The grotesque monster of a woman that you were so fondly referring to, punched my mum in the stomach, all those years ago when she was pregnant with me. I think she got off lightly, myself. I'd like to butcher that woman in the most hideous and vile way possible. Try sticking your pathetically oblivious beak into something that you know atleast something about. You're getting far too personal for me to be able to withstand.

 

[Vic Strangeways]

The grotesque monster of a woman that you were so fondly referring to, punched my mum in the stomach, all those years ago when she was pregnant with me. I think she got off lightly, myself. I'd like to butcher that woman in the most hideous and vile way possible. Try sticking your pathetically oblivious beak into something that you know atleast something about. You're getting far too personal for me to be able to withstand.

This whole thing is getting a little too weird for my taste.

 

[esteban]

Bear in mind that Martin Boorman wrote many of Hitlers 'table talk', and Hitler refused to be recorded on a tape recorder.
Hitler still ate sausage (Bavarian), fish and caviar.

Why would Boorman categorically state that Hitler was a vegetarian? We all know (well those of us who have studied the Third Reich) that Boorman was the ultimate obsequious, toadying lacky in a Nazi Party full of them. If he wanted to curry favour with Hitler why would he allow the publication of this to go through, if it wasn't true? Besides didn't Boorman only edit the transcripts that were made by Nazi secretaries? Whether he did or did not eat meat doesn't disguise the fact that Hitler has a *mostly* vegetarian attitude.

Funny how we've moved onto the topic of Hitler, especially in light of what 'Tootkin' says at the end of his post:

Of course you are barred from most places now and I believe Arturro is under orders to remove you from any future gigs you try and attend.

If that doesn't sound like someone behaving like Hitler then I don't know what is! If they're 'dangerous individuals' then I am surprised you even leave your front door.

Tootkin, you are of course a saint...

 

[anon x]

This whole thing is getting a little too weird for my taste.

it's getting well weird, i like it this way!

 

[anon x]

I love your avatar...Jonathan looks more evil than Ian I have to say.

Cheers my dear.

 

[Vic Strangeways]

Funny how we've moved onto the topic of Hitler, especially in light of what 'Tootkin' says at the end of his post:

Of course you are barred from most places now and I believe Arturro is under orders to remove you from any future gigs you try and attend.

Holy shit that was funny!!

 

[King Leer]

In 12 years on here this is surely one of the most bizarre Morrissey-related threads ever spawned.

 

[Worm]

In 12 years on here this is surely one of the most bizarre Morrissey-related threads ever spawned.

Oh? This is Morrissey-related?

 

[Sharron Needles]

This thread has basically served its purpose. It should be locked.

 

[Godlovesugly]

How dare people, stop bashing the word "c***" it's possibly my favourite swearword.

 

[Uncleskinny]

This thread has basically served its purpose. It should be locked.

I agree.

Peter