Ouch! You aggressive, red-blooded, carnivorous, spicy Hungarian-beef-ghoulash-gorging Eastern Europeans don’t half pack a punch.
A pale, feeble, sickly, weedy, anaemic, vegetarian English Morrissey fan doesn’t stand a chance!
Err, and to make a vaguely on-topic comment. I really don’t think Morrissey’s love life is such a big deal. I have a few friends who are around his age who are pretty much long-term single, and have yet to really find ‘the one’ (as they say).
