Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY IN VEGAS" (September 1, 2021)

MORRISSEY IN VEGAS

The first night of Morrissey's current residency in Las Vegas broke all records for merchandise sales in the history of Caesar's Palace.

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Regards,
FWD.

 

[Ben Budd]

It's such a useless barometer. It's like that time when he boasted of number one selling vinyl indie albums in Scotland or whatever it was for Scotland. I get it, but it doesn't even sound impressive. I'm sure Camp Morrissey has made a lot of dollar off this residency, and whatever, fair play, but the self aggrandizing is so mangled in its wording it kind of loses its effect.

 

[Phranc & Open]

That merch isn't available anymore
There are too few of them
And it has sold out then
Faster than you'll ever know

 

[Gregor Samsa]

There is merch that never goes out (of style).

 

[Anonymous]

Let’s see the accounting. No way he outsold Barry Manilow.

 

[Phranc & Open]

So then I went to Vegas,
and got held up outside Caesar's Palace
by two merch sellers
who said:
"Give us your money or give
us your trousers."
And as I handed them my
trousers ...
(Well, you've got to make the
most of Vegas, haven't you?)

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Would love to see Moz signing Dolly’s big hits .....

and then go into ... ‘some girls are...’ of course.

 

[Anonymous]

I hope The Band doesn’t see a dime, why should they? I don’t think they’re even still together.

The Band broke up in 1977 and then reformed for a few years, ending in 1999. They still outsell Morrissey everyday of every year, Kiddo.

 

[Carlisle baz]

Enough of this Jest, really...
time to talk about important things here..
The residency is going well...
As we have established the merch stall is selling out like crazy...

Hopefully it will all help with the record deal....

Now then ... The fake fat Vegan
Is falsely declaring he has merch??
Where on earth, or how on earth
Could this poverty stricken Gargoyle
Raise the money for such Quality items???

I think he’s been in Grandmaww s
Medication cabinet and has had his 12 fingers on her stash...

Making false claims
When hallucinating

Morrissey merch my fat arse ..Vegan
All you ever wear is shit stained wellies and dungarees with a straw hat .....

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Jacky's Only Happy When She's Buying Merch

 

[Anonymous]

There’s a place in hell for me and my merch.

 

[WolfE_]

Is the merch really that good to fight over ?

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

It's such a useless barometer. It's like that time when he boasted of number one selling vinyl indie albums in Scotland or whatever it was for Scotland. I get it, but it doesn't even sound impressive. I'm sure Camp Morrissey has made a lot of dollar off this residency, and whatever, fair play, but the self aggrandizing is so mangled in its wording it kind of loses its effect.

I don’t think Central posts like this are directed at his fans. Sign me.

 

[Deleted member 29227]

The Lazy Merch Takers

 

[Anonymous]

Enough of this Jest, really...
time to talk about important things here..
The residency is going well...
As we have established the merch stall is selling out like crazy...

Hopefully it will all help with the record deal....

Now then ... The fake fat Vegan
Is falsely declaring he has merch??
Where on earth, or how on earth
Could this poverty stricken Gargoyle
Raise the money for such Quality items???

I think he’s been in Grandmaww s
Medication cabinet and has had his 12 fingers on her stash...

Making false claims
When hallucinating

Morrissey merch my fat arse ..Vegan
All you ever wear is shit stained wellies and dungarees with a straw hat .....

Mic drop.

 

[Anonymous]

Anything music related happening?

 

[WolfE_]

I don’t think Central posts like this are directed at his fans. Sign me.

Are any ?

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

So then I went to Vegas,
and got held up outside Caesar's Palace
by two merch sellers
who said:
"Give us your money or give
us your trousers."
And as I handed them my
trousers ...
(Well, you've got to make the
most of Vegas, haven't you?)

the above printed on a flexi disc with ‘Strip Tease’ on the other-side?, sold at shows only?

now that’s merch !

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Merch

 

[Phranc & Open]

The Lazy Merch Takers

Too jaded to question some price tags...

 

[Paul Andrews]

The whispering
May hurt you
But the printed word might kill you
The whispering
May hurt you
But the printed word might kill you
So don't let the blue
The blue eyes fool you
They're just gelignite
Loaded and aiming right between your eyes
CD's and T-shirts, promos and God knows
You know I couldn't last
Someone please take me home
The teenagers
Who love you
They will wake up, yawn and kill you
The teenagers
Who love you
They will wake up, yawn and kill you
So don't let the blue
The blue eyes fool you
They're just gelignite
Loaded and aiming right between your eyes
CD's and T-shirts, promos and God knows
You know I couldn't last
Someone please take me home
There's a cash register ringing and
It weighs so heavy on my back
Someone please take me home
The critics who
Can't break you
They somehow help to make you
The critics who
Can't break you
Unwittingly they make you
So don't let the good days
Of the gold discs
Creep up and mug you
With evil legal eagles
You know I couldn't last
Accountants rampant
You know I couldn't last
Every -ist and every -ism
Thrown my way to stay
And the Northern leeches go on
Removing, removing, removing
Then in the end
Your royalties bring you luxuries
Your royalties bring you luxuries
Oh but
The squalor of the mind
The squalor of the mind
The squalor of the mind
The squalor of the mind

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