Missed the train? To what possible destination? The entire trainwreck of 'Fame' has come off the rails with Morrissey as a very humorous and satisfying smashed wagon. The Internet is annoying in many respects but it's had some wonderful results, like dealt a death blow to the industrial scale production of non-entities such as Morrissey. When technology was expensive fake 'stars' like Morrissey got away with parading in Establishment media as 'special snowflakes'. Now, in a world of Instagram filters anybody can Vogue/strike a pose. There are endless pointless 'celebrities' on that train with a ticket to nowhere more exciting than a reality tv show or, like Morrissey, endlessly touring their greatest hits/near misses from their former band when they were almost an 80s pop star. I'm glad you have a positive role model in your grandmother to balance out your disturbing fixation with the ludicrious 'Morrissey' entity.
It's not my fault or my concern if you're such a 'fan' of my writing that you cannot restrain yourself from commenting. You clearly have nothing else to say.
Morrissey should be thrown off a cliff by ISIS- so long as they dont' touch his penis or testicles or arse cleavage. I'm sure Morrissey would willingly face death at the hands of ISIS so long as they promise not to torture him with a TSA San Francisco Airport pat-down first. f*** Morrissey. He is a Vile Troll. I don't want Morrissey to die. I want him to carry on making a total fool of himself, thus providing me with profound amusement. I'm only hanging around in expectation that he'll reprise his 'Falklands' trolling. That's one of his Greatest Hits! Nobody talks about him in terms of his redundant music anymore, but they do talk about his trolling now and then....but he needs something FRESH! He should play a gig in Port Stanley to the Falkland Islanders who he'd hand over to the Argies. Now, that would make for a lively news report. LOL! If he doesn't go full on beserkoid in Argentina, I assume he'll try to troll Trump but that's almost impossible as Trump is going to ban The Muslims from America because they killed folk in San Bernadino. Will Morrissey troll San Bernadino to try and top his Paris trolling? On New Year's Eve when everyone is having fun? Let's hope Donald Trump isn't too late and there's no ISIS cell on it's way to Morrissey's LA concert to blast him to smithereens for suggesting they aren't as hard or vicious as the TSA. It's probaby why Trump wants to ban The Muslims. Trump is probably a closet Morrissey fan who pulls his wig off and sobs along to Ye Olde Smyths Songes when he's done trolling the US Presidential Elections of 2016. Morrissey is pretty close to the stage when he needs a Trump Wig, or he could just do that whole comb-over thing until he looks like Bobby Charlton who was almost his hero, but not quite, because he didn't actually die in the Munich Air Disaster.
I do not wish death on Morrissey, but I do wish, hope and pray that the Living Death of his Career Failure continues to haunt him so much that he carries on posting footage of small straggler remnants of his delusional cult outside his hotels. He should try that malarkey in London so we'd see the baldy bastards/comb-over/wig-tastic middle-age men who are his rump audience here. Is that enough? Are you OFFENDED! yet? OUTRAGED! I do hope you've got your Dopamine Buzz from being affronted by an online opinion. If it's not deranged enough let me know as I can add some more 'bad taste'. f*** Morrissey. Etc. Now, time for another cup of tea while I plan my day. Golf, Xmas shopping...hope I can find time to slag Morrissey off later on!
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